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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-11 ("THEY" are bringing down Edwards and Weiner!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2011 | DUmmie RandomThoughts, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/03/2011 4:41:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

EDWARDS-WEINER 2012

CHEATY AND TWEETY
THE TOTAL PACKAGE

"THEY" are at it again! Those mysterious unseen forces are bringing down progressives left and left! John Edwards: VICTIM. Anthony Weiner: VICTIM. Dennis Kucinich: VICTIM. The list goes on and on. Ooh, those "THEY" people!! I could stamp my little feet!

That's what DUmmie RandomThoughts does today in this THREAD, "So how many people do you think noticed."

So let us take a trip to the land where progressives can do no wrong, DUmmieland, where the comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--asking the DUmmies to tell William Rivers Pitt that someone actually WAS indicted today . . . it was John Edwards! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!--is in the [brackets]:

So how many people do you think noticed.

[That the question mark on my keyboard is not working.]

They could not get progressives by elections.

[THEY!!! OH NOES!! Not THEY again!!!]

So they put charges on Edwards.

[benburch is jealous.]

They smear Weiner

[EEEEWW!! Ketchup or mustard?]

Redistrict out Dennis Kucinich district.

[Maybe Kookie can represent the aliens from outer space.]

And that is what you see, how many people of better attempts not in National spot light do they do the same things to.

[THEY are doing it to us all! Only we don't know it! People of better attempts, unite!]

Do you think people are noticing the pattern.

[THEY have taken our question marks, and we do not know where they have put them!]

I believe people are noticing -- but are stunned enough to not know what to do.

[THEY are using stun guns now!]

Its going to be OK. Hobbits are rallying, Sorrowman in the Shire. He is out of his tower. People are seeing it.

[Kucinich is rallying the Elves. . . .]

Who is "they"?

[That's just it! THEY won't identify themselves, which is proof that THEY exist! Devious, isn't it?]

Are the US government (with the aid of a federal grand jury), Andrew Breitbart and the news media, and Republicans in Ohio all the same organization?

[Aaah, you're beginning to connect the dots!]

What a wonderful conspiracy.

[THEY are EVERYWHERE!]

One need not invoke a common plot in order to understand that many "disparate" forces have common aims.

[Disparately Seeking Suasion.]

so easily distracted...by the BS . . . we're like kittens after catnip playing with the end of the yarn and ignoring the ball.

[Weiner's tweethearts did not ignore the ball.]

i noticed that Edwards has been indicted . . .

[CALL PITT! Maybe he can get a scoop!]

and the entire gwbush administration still walks free, and i want to scream.

[Don't worry. They're all going to be indicted within 24 business hours.]

I've noticed from another country and get constantly hammered for saying so. The usual excuse is that I'm not an American, so I can't criticize.

[John Edwards would be a KING in France!]

If he used campaign funds to support his mistress, which is illegal, then he needs to pay. . . .

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I would like to see the lawbreakers in the Bush Admin. brought to justice, but with a corporate asshole as AG, and a corporatist as President, it ain't gonna happen.

[HOLDER TO THE HAGUE! IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]

I think they are operating on the money being fungible. . . .

[Edwards got a fungus from this? They can operate on a fungus? I did not know that.]

For this observation alone I believe you deserve the beer and travel money. And many experiences.

[Here's to many experiences! Head on over to Bukowski's and have a cold one!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; edwards; they; weiner; weinergate
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Leave Silky Phony and Little Anthony ALOOONE!!!
1 posted on 06/03/2011 4:41:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

ib4tp!


2 posted on 06/03/2011 4:42:35 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/03/2011 4:44:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THEY!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

This scum almost made VP.....Couldn’t be any worse that what we got now.


4 posted on 06/03/2011 4:45:27 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: Charles Henrickson

5 posted on 06/03/2011 4:46:53 PM PDT by labette ( Humble student of Thinkology)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Muhahahaa! We’re everywhere, even when Edwards is double dipping his inflation.


6 posted on 06/03/2011 4:49:09 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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“Edwards got a fungus from this?”

have you seen Riellie?


7 posted on 06/03/2011 4:50:33 PM PDT by mylife
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10


8 posted on 06/03/2011 4:52:02 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: mylife

The first time I saw her photo I thought, “John Edwards is having an affair with Rod Stewart!”


9 posted on 06/03/2011 4:53:29 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Redistrict out Dennis Kucinich district.

[Maybe Kookie can represent the aliens from outer space.]

Wait until the Austin DUmmies figure out that lord dog nuts' district has also been changed enough to retire him.

10 posted on 06/03/2011 4:54:38 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

top 10?


11 posted on 06/03/2011 4:54:50 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: glasseye

Rats...


12 posted on 06/03/2011 4:55:24 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: mylife
have you seen Riellie?

Had you seen Elizabeth?

13 posted on 06/03/2011 4:58:10 PM PDT by humblegunner
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They could not get progressives by elections.

"They" are trying to get one progressive bv his e_ection...

14 posted on 06/03/2011 4:59:07 PM PDT by mikrofon (No one is safe!)
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To: Grizzled Bear

LoL!


15 posted on 06/03/2011 4:59:28 PM PDT by mylife
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To: Charles Henrickson
Its going to be OK. Hobbits are rallying, Sorrowman [sic] in the Shire. He is out of his tower. People are seeing it.

Bangs head on desk.....

Is this the best DU has to offer? No wonder DUmmies are dummies.

16 posted on 06/03/2011 5:02:20 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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Its going to be OK. Hobbits are rallying, Sorrowman in the Shire. He is out of his tower. People are seeing it.

Parting is such sweet Sorrowman...

17 posted on 06/03/2011 5:03:09 PM PDT by mikrofon (Hobbit-forming)
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So they put charges on Edwards.

I like to use Scotch Tape.

18 posted on 06/03/2011 5:05:01 PM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I've noticed from another country and get constantly hammered for saying so

Put down the wodka and relax, Comrade.

19 posted on 06/03/2011 5:07:11 PM PDT by mikrofon ("They"ll be coming for you soon...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
ROFL!

Who the heck is Sorrowman And where the heck is my question mark key

20 posted on 06/03/2011 5:10:23 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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