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DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-11 (HUffies Skeptically Stare at Weiner)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 30, 2011 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/30/2011 5:21:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Because the leftwing requirements for posting at the HUffington Post are much less stringent than at DUmmieland, the HUffies are much more skeptical of Anthony Weiner's weiner story than the DUmmies who have SWALLOWED it whole. You can see HUffie skepticism about Weiner in this THREAD, "Anthony Weiner Says He Was #Hacked, After Briefs Shot Tweeted From His Account." So let us now watch most of the HUffies who have kept their hands off Weiner comment skeptically on the story in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, posting yet another story on this topic because he knows Ben Burch can't get enough of Weiner, is in the [brackets]:

Anthony Weiner Says He Was #Hacked, After Briefs Shot Tweeted From His Account

[Wasn't Lorena Bobbitt also involved in a hacked Weiner story?]

Yesterday, Anthony Weiner's 45,000 Twitter followers were treated to this surprising photo of someone's weiner (professionally required to say that) in briefs, which Weiner's rep today said was the work of a hacker. The tweet was directed, publicly, from Weiner's Twitter account, to a female in the Pacific Northwest, who quickly deleted her Twitter and Facebook accounts after the incident. The woman is believed to be a journalism student in Seattle who once referred to Weiner as "her boyfriend" over Twitter. The tweet was immediately deleted, along with every photo in Weiner's yfrog account.

[Wow! The Hacker also hacked Weiner's yfrog account. I BEEEEELEEEEEVE!!! However the HUffies, in stark contrast to the gullible DUmmies about to experience a massive dose of Freudenschade, do not quite believe.]

Why did he delete ALL the photos in his account immediatel­y? Shouldn't everything have been preserved as evidence for investigat­ors? That seems odd.

[Yes. Something very odd about Weiner...and his behavior.]

OK, so why delete ALL images in your account? Still trying to understand why an investigat­ion has not been asked for. Wouldn't you want the authoritie­s to find and prosecute someone hacking into your personal accounts? I sure would.

[Hmmm... I seem to recall that Sarah Palin encouraged a big investigation when her account was hacked. And from Weiner on this subject...silence.]

Just simply amazing that he would not ask for an investigat­ion. This is serious stuff. Somebody is supposedly hacking into the private accounts of US Congressma­n. They could catch the hacker in a couple days if he just reports the "crime".

[Silence of the Obams.]

Impersonat­ing a Federal officer is a crime. Hacking is also illegal. It seems from Weiner's spokespers­on, it is already out if their hands and into the hands of the Federal authoritie­s. The chips will fall where they may.

[So just whose hands is the Weiner in?]

It is going to be a slow process since Rep Weiner deleted the one (hacked) tweet and all of his yFrog pictures. Seems odd that he would need to delete all his pictures.

[Deleting evidence from a CSI. Odd.]

Facebook notified the Congressma­n a week ago that his assword my have been tampered with and it appears he did nothing which is an unusual move from a prolific user of social network sites.

[Confess Ben Burch. Was that you tampering with the Weiner assword?]

Funny how the account was never shut down by Twitter while they investigat­ed, or for that matter Rep. Weiner seems to be protecting the hacker by not calling for an investigat­ion into this serious crime he himself alleged. Perhaps he should have went with, "Sorry, I was drunk."

[He accidentally hit the wrong Twitter button while choking on a pretzel.]

This hacker has caused significan­t harm to Rep. Wiener and the poor young woman who seems to have been the second target. We must ensure the proper authoritie­s find the hacker and bring him to justice. As a bonus, it may finally make Breitbart insignific­ant. Rep. Wiener should demand an investigat­ion just for that.

[Hello Weiner? Is Weiner there? Has anybody found Weiner? Hello? Hello?]

Gee, I wonder why Huff Po has made the editorial decision to place this article in such an obscure location?

[They wanted to hide Weiner in a bun.]

ya, quite unlike the entry for the GOP congressma­n who was SHIRTLESS!­!!

[In the Land of HUffPo it is a much greater crime for a Republican congressman to bare his chest than for a Democrat congressman to expose his Weiner.]

Anthony Weiner holds a number of very high level security clearances and is no doubt privy to a great deal of classifies material. I am sure he is is urging the authoritie­s t find out who it is that hacked his account, right.

[Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.]

First his name is Wiener. Please learn how to spell his name right. Second, why would he go jail when his account was being hacked?

[I'm wif stooopid. His name is spelled W-E-I-N-E-R you weiner.]

This story is not going away. Someone has filed an official notificati­on to some "hacking" reporting service about this "Hacking" and it will be followed up. The FBI may be interested in a Congressma­n's accounts being hacked, if they were. He will not be able to stuff this crap back into the goose. Tuesday will be a very interestin­g day in Mr. Weiner's carreer.

[The day the Weiner gets grilled.]

I want the FBI to investigat­e this so-called "hack" of Weiners account.

[I know that is NOT you, Anthony Weiner.]

Anthony Weiner wrested his twitter/fa­cebook/yfr­og account back from a hacker in four minutes! Amazing! The tweet magically got deleted, as did the young woman's facebook and twitter accounts. She really didn't want them, I'm sure. She writes for a college newspaper, and her name was scrubbed from the online version of the paper, too. It sure seems she's going to a lot of trouble just for a silly 'ole joke picture from a hacker. Sheesh. You'd think a real hacker would, you know, do a little better than a picture of gray undies? Oh, and of Mr. Weiner's 92 people he followed on Twitter, it just so happened that this lovely college student in Seattle was one of them. Hmm.

[Hmm. Or is it HUmma?]

Anthony Weiner is going to lead the search for the Hacker..

[On the same golf courses where OJ was searching for the killer?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; huffies; huffingtonpost; weinergate
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Since your humble correspondent shares the same birthday as Clint Eastwood, Brooke Shields, and the late Jim Hutton, I got an early birthday present in the form of this breaking Weiner story. It will continue to provide a mother lode of hilarious DUFU material.
1 posted on 05/30/2011 5:21:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTPing!


2 posted on 05/30/2011 5:22:55 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Marking time on the government's dime...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ib4tp?


3 posted on 05/30/2011 5:23:18 AM PDT by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 05/30/2011 5:24:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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Weiner's rep today said was the work of a hacker.

I believe the correct term is "mohel".
5 posted on 05/30/2011 5:25:41 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey Huffies, it’s only a model... *snicker*


6 posted on 05/30/2011 5:28:08 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s all about a Twinkie Weenie.


7 posted on 05/30/2011 5:28:16 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: cripplecreek
I believe the correct term is "mohel".

Right now it seems like Weiner doesn't want to make a mountain out of a mohel which is why he hasn't yet asked for an investigation.

8 posted on 05/30/2011 5:28:36 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!


9 posted on 05/30/2011 5:31:18 AM PDT by nolongerademocrat ("Before you ask G-d for something, first thank G-d for what you already have." B'rachot 30b)
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To: cripplecreek
Is this the Hacker they speak of?


10 posted on 05/30/2011 5:32:23 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Marking time on the government's dime...)
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To: cripplecreek

Oy gevalt!


11 posted on 05/30/2011 5:32:29 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein. [Free Lazamataz!])
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Apparently it is necessary to secure the opinion of an expert witness in order to ascertain whether it is, in fact, Weiner’s weiner or whether a hacker was able to rick-roll his twitter account ....... Quick, someone get Bawney Fwank on the phone - he could likely end the debate.


12 posted on 05/30/2011 5:34:33 AM PDT by RobertClark (On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


13 posted on 05/30/2011 5:44:01 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Weiner’s finger was on the button... the wrong button!


14 posted on 05/30/2011 5:55:54 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank you for being frank with us.


15 posted on 05/30/2011 5:56:14 AM PDT by Shady (The President has become Judas.......)
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To: Incorrigible

The weird thing here is that Drudge still hasn’t featured this story.


16 posted on 05/30/2011 5:58:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! to you.


17 posted on 05/30/2011 6:20:31 AM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: PJ-Comix

Happy Birthday. I guess the picture of algore having his package airbrushed on the mag cover was OK.


18 posted on 05/30/2011 7:04:19 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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Happy Birthday.... and let's all sing together...

“She could have had an Andrew Weiner wiener....
That is truly what she wanted to see.”

19 posted on 05/30/2011 7:31:18 AM PDT by MindBender26 (While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in America.)
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Briefs Shot Tweeted From His . . .

At first I thought this said "Brief Shots Tweeted From His . . . ," and then I didn't want to read any further.

20 posted on 05/30/2011 8:04:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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