Would People Really Prefer Having Lunch With Obama? Really?

The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-26-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

There is a new poll out that shows a majority of people would rather have lunch with President Obama over any of his would be GOP challengers.

Seriously? In fairness to the poll respondents this was probably taken well before Obama's state dinner with the Queen of England, where he showed that the only toast he doesn't screw up is the one he makes himself for breakfast.

I sort of understand the preference to have breakfast with a president over the wannabes. I personally wouldn't go that way with THIS president....

He'll help himself to your food, especially if it tastes better than his...and ESPECIALLY if it was more expensive.

Do you really want to see him bicker with Michelle as she whips out her calorie calculator? And on that note.....

Forget desert, unless Diet Coke now counts.

He'll assume your server is a Democrat, or....

He'll go on some unsolicited rant about how "the manifesto" probably exempts them.

He may excuse himself to brainstorm arguments for the Dream Act in the kitchen, regarless of its demographic.

Be prepared to have him tell you all the dumb things Biden does when they go out to eat, like the time he mistakened hors d'oeuvres for French prostitutes.

If he talks about his political views you may have to suffer throught frequent bathroom breaks, you can only be full of s**t for so long.

To make sure the meal doesn't drag on forever you should make TOTUS your plus one to help the president order his food. This guy took 16 hours to decide whether or not he wanted to off Osama bin Laden, what do you think he's going to do with a menu in his hands?

Most importantly, don't forget to make sure you have a tub of this on the table...

Just sayin'...I'd rather hang with someone who would let me try moose meat. Mmmmm...

[al baby]

I think not

[Jonty30]

Yes, people would rather have lunch with Obama.

Or else.

It’s the Chicago way.

[WesternPacific]

The poll might have been conducted at Comedy Central or the Laff Stop and was in reference to being entertained at dinner.

[pallis]

I wouldn’t give Obama the time of day, much less the pleasure of my company at the dinner table.

[Mr. Mojo]

I’d like to have lunch with the Kenyan commie rat bastid. ....just to tell him some things face to face.

But I’d FAR prefer to have lunch with Sarah.

[TwoSwords]

Yeah, if it’s a box lunch.

[apillar]

I couldn't imagine how dull lunch with Obama would be. An hour of him setting there talking about himself, every word would be I, Me, or My and then he would slip into his boring professor voice. Now Bill Clinton on the other hand, I hated his politics, but always thought he would have been a riot to sit with in a bar and check out women.

[mirkwood]

I would like to vomit on the o'bamas they make me sick

[Ronin]

I would find it hard to think of anyone I would prefer less, although there are definitely some scumbags that could give him a run for last place.

[Huskrrrr]

[Huskrrrr]

[Venturer]

I would rather eat worms with that little freak Kucinich, and that is the bottom of the barrel.

[Bullish]

I’d Rather the American People have Obama FOR lunch and spit out the bones.

[newheart]

[MtnClimber]

i would like to have lunch with BHO if he gets a $h^t sandwich and I get to witness him eating it and smiling like a $h^t eating possum. I hate communists if you can’t tell.

[Tax-chick]

Who’s declared again, for the GOP? I’d have lunch with Herman Cain; I have a business degree, and I think he’d be very informative. Is Rick Santorum “official”? We could talk about kids. I have more than he does.

[CzarChasm]

no no no you’ve got it all wrong.

you could eat his fries while he’s rambling on to the waiter (who has a PhD) about how great the economy is - he’d never notice

the taxpayers would pick up the check, so order anything you want!

[DesertRhino]

Fries??,,, i wanna try that Wagyu beef! Obama only eats the best!

[RetiredTexasVet]

I would rather eat freshly dug worms out of a manure pile with a dirty fork than eat lunch with that clown!