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What Kind of Ringtones Do Liberals Have?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-20-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 05/21/2011 12:02:44 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Newt Gingrich can't catch a break, he recently got caught with "Dancin' Queen" as the ringtone on his phone! Really Newt? Your name, your hair, your marital history, your RINO grazing...those aren't enough to make you look unpresidential?

The silver lining to this is it did make me wonder what ringtones liberal politicians would (or should) have...

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Harry Reid: The Village People - "Macho macho man, I want to be a macho man."

Barack Obama: Carly Simon - "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you..."
or
Men at Work - "Do you come from the land down under?" (no...not Austrailia)

Michelle Obama: Weird Al Yankovich - "Just eat it....Get yourself an egg and beat it, have some more chicken, have some more pie...."

Joe Biden: "A B C D E F G...."

Al Gore: Journey - "Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling" (only during blizzards)

Nancy Pelosi: Lady Gaga - "Can't read my poker face" (she likes it when she gets calls at her Botox "consultations")

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ludacris - "I've got hoes in different area codes"

Ted Kennedy: The Bangles - "Is this burning an eternal flame?" (yes, he got to keep his phone)

Anthony Weiner: "I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener..."

Charlie "Slumlord" Rangel: Pras and Mya - "Ghetto superstar, that is what you are..."

Barney Frank: Somewhere over the rainbow, is some guy... (its a custom ringtone)

Dennis Kucinich: Radiohead - "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, I don't belong here..."

Bill Clinton: Garth Brooks - "I've got friends in low places"
or
Jimmy Soul - "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife..."

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I know the possibilities are endless with this. Let me know what I missed.



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: liberal; newt; ringtones; satire

1 posted on 05/21/2011 12:02:47 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Barney Frank:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU


2 posted on 05/21/2011 12:05:22 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: The Looking Spoon
Rahm Emanuel: Frank Zappa "Dancing Fool"
3 posted on 05/21/2011 12:10:22 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 849 of our national holiday from reality. - OBL Dead? The TSA can go away!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Hillary!™ Clinton: Suzie Seacel - "Me And My Vibrator"
4 posted on 05/21/2011 12:14:22 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 849 of our national holiday from reality. - OBL Dead? The TSA can go away!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Rush should just have brought up Scozzafava...


5 posted on 05/21/2011 12:16:06 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Many of them sport the Horst Wesel song and the Internationale.


6 posted on 05/21/2011 12:25:05 PM PDT by centurion316
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To: The Looking Spoon

FEELINGS (Morris Albert) - generic, comes standard on all liberal phones


7 posted on 05/21/2011 12:26:20 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Something with potty-mouthed obscenities in it.


8 posted on 05/21/2011 12:27:41 PM PDT by fwdude (Prosser wins, Goonions lose.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Bttt


9 posted on 05/21/2011 12:59:04 PM PDT by EmilyGeiger ("January 29,2013....The end of an ERROR!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Ku-Ku Ku-Ku Ku-Ku


10 posted on 05/21/2011 1:09:53 PM PDT by screaminsunshine (Shut up and eat your Beans!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Show tunes. Ick.


11 posted on 05/21/2011 1:11:55 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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I should have said:

My sister in law: Show Tunes- (Les Miz, Miss Saigon, Cats, Chicago-take your pick). Ick.

12 posted on 05/21/2011 1:17:42 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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