Rant of All Time

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[combat_boots]

Well, I mean, really, there it is!

[Responsibility2nd]

Good rant. But an oldie.

That used to be posted on an almost daily basis.

I saw it one time posted with hyperlinks. I wish I’d saved it. Every insult was hyperlinked to a liberal (like Hillary) or some liberal group (like democratic undergound).

It made perfect sense. One day - if I’ve nothing to do - I’ll make up a 2011 version.

Fun!

[combat_boots]

Oh my gosh. A 2011 version, with hyperlinks.

To die for. We are at a whole new level of villany, after all. Exponential vileness.

[G Larry]

Standard Drill Instructor repertoire....

[WayneS]

I like the fact that this rant could have been addressed TO anyone, FROM anyone, as a response to either side of ANY argument about ANY issue.

It is a 100% pure, unadulterated ad-hominem attack containing absolutely NO specifics regarding the issue/argument/comment which prompted the rant.

This makes it quite versatile for more generalized use.

;-)

[beethovenfan]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction.

[FreeMaine]

One day - if I’ve nothing to do - I’ll make up a 2011 version.

Could you ping me when you do?

[FreeMaine]

One day - if I’ve nothing to do - I’ll make up a 2011 version.

Could you ping me when you do?

[WayneS]

Although, as I read it again, it occurs to me that most of the insults included in the rant were things Hunter S. Thompson wrote about both Hubert H. Humphrey and Richard M. Nixon in articles during the 1968 presidential campaign, and also in his book Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail - 1972.

Of course, Mr. Thompson also called Humphrey "a gutless old ward-heeler who should be stuffed in a bottle and shipped out on the Japanese current" - a rather colorful descriptor which was not included in this rant.

[dfwgator]

Mr Barnard (shouting) What do you want?
Man Well I was told outside ...
Mr Barnard Don’t give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
Man What!
Mr Barnard Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!
Man Look! I came here for an argument.
Mr Barnard (calmly) Oh! I’m sorry, this is abuse.
Man Oh I see, that explains it.
Mr Barnard No, you want room 12A next door.
Man I see - sorry. (exits)
Mr Barnard Not at all. (as he goes) Stupid git.

[jda]

Yes, yes, yes, but do you like me???

[submarinerswife]

It has been around a long, long time. I’ve used it myself.

[Craftmore]

Dont hide your feelings,tell me what you really think,,,

[combat_boots]

You? Yes, I think maybe.

Others? Well, it depends.

The mind is a terrible thing to baste.

[Maverick68]

I’ll use this, thanks!

[blueunicorn6]

Can you get this in a greeting card? I have hundreds to mail it to.

[jespasinthru]

Whoever wrote that must spend a lot of time hanging out with his Thesaurus. You don’t suppose he was mad at that person, do you?

[combat_boots]

I had sent that e-mail to someone over a year ago now. The person has only NOW read it and is going to frame it.

[Hoodat]

Tell us how you really feel.