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DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-11 (DUmmies Get Outraged About Chamber of Commerce Document Release)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/01/2011 8:02:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are once again proving how incredibly DUmb they are. Supposedly a web clown named anonymous released "secret" Chamber of Commerce files in a huge wikileaks type download consisting of thousands of documents. Of course, the DUmmies immediately suspected these documents were damning. WRONG! It turns out that the documents were not only innocuous but were already available to everybody on the Web. Don't believe me? Well, here is an update to the original POST about this document release in KOmmieLand:

Anonymous posted this to their site anonnews.org

On April 29th a person using the twitter account “@septscelles” released a large file to Barrett Brown that purportedly contained secret US Chamber of Commerce documents. This file was later made available via File Dropper as a (strangely truecypted) torrent named "chambersecrets2". It is also reported to have been made available in an unencrypted form on the Pirate Bay.

Despite the promise of secrets and leaks, early research has thus far shown that this information is publicly available through a simple Google search. It's very possible that “@septscelles” is just an attention seeking troll. Despite this, there is a more insidious possibility. We learned from the HB Gary emails that the Chamber of Commerce was advised to “feed the fuel between the feuding groups, [creating] disinformation." Specific mention was made of "[creating] messages around actions to sabotage or discredit the opposing organization [and to] submit fake documents and then call out the error…”

The file is very large, and will therefore take some time to fully examine. Nevertheless, we would like to state that this information was provided by an unknown party and may be an attempt to discredit Anonymous through a campaign of misinformation. More information will be coming soon.

OOPS! However, in the meantime and even after this revelation, the DUmmies went whole hog in attributing all sorts of nefarious misdeeds to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce based on NOTHING as you can see in their THREAD, "BREAKING: Anonymous Hits Chamber." So let us now watch the DUmmies getting outraged in Bolshevik Red over an innocuous document release they didn't even read while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting once again where the DU in DUmb comes from, is in the [brackets]:

BREAKING: Anonymous Hits Chamber

[With massive innocuous document release that already exists on the Web.]

As we speak I'm sitting on a mile high pile of, I guess, unauthorized data released about the US Chamber of Commerce. Thousands and thousands of docs released a few hours ago. Wanna help read through the docs and see what horrific secret things the Chamber is up to? There's thousands of these docs.

[Translation: I haven't even read the documents but I am already convinced there is damning evidence against the Chamber of Commerce. Oh, and I'm too lazy to actually pore through this massive pile of material so, um, could you do it for me?]

******This document release contains content from the American Legislative Exchange Council, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, and the Mackinac Center.

[Which already existed on the Web before Anonymous "released" it. And now to the DUmmies experiencing massive urinations of happiness in their diapers without even knowing what is in the documents...]

oo fun fun fun

[I'm soooo HAPPY!!! I have absolutely no idea what is in those documents but I know they must make the Chamber of Commerce look bad. OH JOY!!!]

Maybe someday the Chamber (R) will actually support America & Americans. That would be nice change of pace...Though I doubt the exposed documents will reveal anything they have done that was in fact helpful for America, since the Chamber (R) is so clearly anti-honor & anti-integrity, and so into deviant fellating of predatory multinational RepubliCorps (R) with allegiance only to PROFIT.

[More preemptive OUTRAGE with absolutely NO knowledge of what the docs contain...which turns out to be NOTHING controversial.]

I LOVE IT when LIARS get CAUGHT!!!!!

[I LOVE IT when DUMMIES get EXPOSED!!!!!]

Important: You'll also need a torrent client like utorrent or BitTorrent to receive the documents...and you'll need TrueCrypt to decode it http://www.filedropper.com /... To open the file you will also need something called TrueCrypt which you can download here.

[To receive the documents you only need a connection to the Web since it is has been there all this time.]

The Chamber is no fan of the working man (and woman). I hope you all find lots of crap.

[Sorry. None found. Freudenschade, baby!]

I hope this isn't a trap....

[A trap set by the left which ensnared themselves. That's why you are called DUmbmmies.]

they are not Americans either traitors to the poor and slaves to the rich but now we know don't we

[But now we know just how DUmb the DUmmies are.]

I bet that pile has lots of shit. They need a name change. U.S. Chamber of all about Richie Rich.

[You bet wrong and now you have to pay up in the form of public humiliation in the DUmmie FUnnies, DUmmie lonestarnot.]

insatiable greed millions isn't enough billions isn't enough. now they want trillions. it reminds me of Dickens when the rich kept squeezing the poor over and over again

[Another DUmmie flapping his mouth with absolutely NO idea of what is in the documents.]

how about Chamber of Whore-ers? Whoring for their corporate puppetmasters, that is

[How about Chamber of DUmmies?]

This makes me *so* happy. In fact, I was hoping for something like this a few weeks ago when a thread came through headed "Wisconsin, Anonymous is listening.

[Anonymous is just $10 away from getting Kloppy elected in Wisconsin.]

I hope there are scores of qualified dems and progressives poring through those files right now.

[Fantastic! A terrific waste of time!]

I'm waiting to see some actionable intelligence that can be turned into direct action

[And you'll keep waiting and waiting and waiting and...]

I was just wondering yesterday why we hadn't heard from Anonymous in a while, and suspected that perhaps they were up to something entertaining. Guess they were!

[Yup, they sure were! They were providing us with comedic entertainment of innocuous documents already available on the Web to illustrate just how FUnnie the DUmmies are.]

the intense response to these leaks is proof they won't get away with it.

[And you won't get away with evading the DUFU microscope.]

that's a damn huge file. waiting for snippets of the good stuff to appear online.

[NEWSFLASH! It has already been online but don't let that stop you from wasting weeks looking for nothing.]

And let's hope a gameplan is revealed to explain how so many R's were "elected" as governors in order to implement ALEC's legislation.

[Take a look in the Dr. Evil file that doesn't exist.]

The Chamber is salting the peer network with malware-containing fake files... Peerblock is going nuts with hosts identified as "malware infested" trying to connect to people downloading this torrent.

[That's what you get for not accessing the files already publicly available via Google.]

Trying to download now and see if I can do anything with it.

[Nothing except printing it out and using for TP.]

I'm salivating...can't wait to see all the goodies.

[Will you salivate when you see how DUmb you are at the DUmmie FUnnies, DUmmie KathieG?]

Has there been a news or press release yet?

[Only a DUFU release. And thanx for the comedy gold!]

I don't think we have to hang more than thirty or forty bankers. And CEOs. If destroying the economic stability of the world isn't a capital crime, nothing is.

[How about if you hang your head in shame for being so DUmb, DUmmie aquart. Good screen name because you are aquart too low in the intelligence department.]

Total public funding. Nothing less. Smash the bribe machine. We need to shut down DC until they obey.

[Declared DUmmie alfredo from his crib.]

Man I was having trouble with it crashing. Looks like I will have it totally downloaded soon.

[Congratulations on downloading absolutely nothing.]

It said something about a file connected with NVidea. So I upgraded Nvidea and that might have resolved the issue. And restarting after the upgrade. I was using BitTorrent to download it.

[Have you tried going to Google and using point and click?]

I'm a fast reader and writer---will be wading through once you send some info. Chamber of Horrors is about to be revealed for the true whore-er it is.

[Great. It will only take you a couple of weeks instead of a full month to completely waste your time.]

It is nearly 1.25 gigabyte of data.

[It is nearly 1.25 gigabyte of the data equivalent of reading the labels on soup cans.]

This is thrilling news and the kind of transparency we need.

[Yes, your utter stupidity is certainly transparent for all to see and laugh at, DUmmie AnneD.]

Can't wait for the Rachel detectives to digest this

[Yes, she needs to make more of a fool of herself than she already is.]

It's Christmas, Yay

[I thought it was Fitzmas.]

Grabbing my copy now - should I pop some popcorn, brew an urn of coffee. Oh SNAP - this is gonna be juicy.

[Yup! Yet more juicy entertainment in the form of unintended comedy from the DUmmies who are getting worked up over NOTHING yet again.]

Why haven't Mainstream Media outlets mentioned a word about this?

[Stand by as the DUmmie get slapped hard by the bitter truth from another DUmmie...]

Because it's all publicly available already anyways. This is just an aggregation of material.

[Oops!]

WTH am I looking at. Good grief. Lots of newspaper articles, How to market charter schools this is gonna take a while to get through..

[A DUmmie starts to realize that the "revealing" material is completely innocuous but that won't stop him from continuing to waste his time.]

The Asian Brochure NEW talks all about increasing trade and economic business opportunities between Asia and the U.S. but I fall to see any discussion about U.S. or Asian workers. Fair wages, real fair trade instead of the onesided Walmart mess we see so much of....

[Yawn! Could you please just start reading soup can labels? It is so much more interesting.]

I can't get it. there is no seed. If they are trying to stop it -- and they may very well fight with maximum ruthlessness and the purist evil -- then we need to fight back with everything we've got.

[Yeah, that evil Chamber was hiding it in plain sight all this time on Google.]

I downloaded the file in a total of 72 minutes and am still seeding right now, so I don't think the file has become unavailable. Plus, even if this torrent became broken, thousands have the file now and anyone could easily create another torrent, so there is no stopping this information. Though, after looking through these files for a little while, I have mostly found documents that are already online. In other words, most of these documents aren't insider documents with scandalous information, but these documents are mostly a nice collection of bullshit from each of these organizations.

[LOL! A DUmmie wastes all that time and effort downloading massive files that he is disappointed to find reveal NOTHING! Plus he now finds they were already available online.]

WE ARE ANONYMOUS! WE ARE LEGION!

[WE ARE DUMMIES!]

UPDATE 3 at that DKos diary: "Anonymous Urges Caution on Chamber Release"

[A DUmmie links to the Anonymous update in KOmmieland showing just how DUmb they have been about this document "release" all along.]

Someone made mention before that there's really nothing malignant in the release. it does seem to be mostly propaganda brochures, itineraries (or whatever you call them) for meetings and trips, etc. real light weight stuff. I really saw nothing scandalous (could be wrong as I didn't go through all of it).

[It's just now dawning on some of the DUmmies just how DUmb they were about this.]

anon is now saying there is not much in the release and that it may contain misinformation

[anon is now saying that the DUmmies are incredibly DUmb. After this revelation, demoralization has now infected this thread as they realize what fools they made of themselves while wasting their time over NOTHING. However, good news. It wasn't a complete waste since it served to provide the DUmmie FUnnies with some of its best comedy material ever. Thanx, DUmmies!]


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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
The most fascinating thing about it is WHERE do they find Lutherans in Miami Springs?

Don't you know? We're ubiquitous. (I refrained from using the term 'omnipresent'...) Is there beer in Miami Springs? Well...

41 posted on 05/01/2011 9:32:18 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: bcsco
The strange thing is that most Latins who become Protestants go Baptist, Pentecostal, or Apostolic all of which frown on drinking in contrast to Lutherans. Maybe they switch because they want to go "dry" and choose a denomination that reflects that. BTW, I have been trying to find material about Puerto Rico during prohibition. It must have come as a shock to the inhabitants of that island since cerveza and rum is/was such an important part of that culture. You work in the hot sun all day cutting sugar cane and at the end you look forward to a cold beer. Suddenly with the Volstead Act it was PROHIBITED. Keep in mind that Puerto Rico didn't become a territory until 1917. For them it was if some aliens had landed from another planet and prohibited the wearing of underwear.

I would love to know how the enforcement of Prohibition went. I'm guessing there was a lot of bootlegging from the British West Indies.

42 posted on 05/01/2011 9:45:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: bcsco
My favorite from Charles from there is E.L.C.A.
43 posted on 05/01/2011 9:49:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

It really is something watching the Dummies demonize business. As if, the parasite government and welfare classes could even exist without their host, businesses and the people who work for them.


44 posted on 05/01/2011 10:04:22 AM PDT by KansasGirl
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To: PJ-Comix

I can’t see them accepting prohibition any more than we did here. It became a joke here. I ought to know, coming from the Chicago ‘burbs as I have. I even have quasi family history in that regard.

Gotta go hit the practice green at the CC for awhile and bone up on my short game. Playing golf with the guys in Rockford tomorrow, and don’t want to make a complete fool of myself. Back later...


45 posted on 05/01/2011 10:30:10 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix
..."traitors to the poor and slaves to the rich..."

I thought the mentally retarded were kept under care. These people are permitted access to the Net? Even the Russians don't spout this canal water any more.

How are we supposed to take these bugs seriously?

46 posted on 05/01/2011 11:51:01 AM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: bcsco; Fantasywriter; PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel; mikrofon; martin_fierro
I post all of my sermons here on FR (the keyword "sermon" will turn up the results), as well as on our church's website: stmatthewbt.org

Tomorrow I fly up to Chicago to meet a group of 40 confessional Lutheran pastors from Sweden (a few are from Norway, Denmark, or Finland), to escort them on a week-long tour of Swedish and/or Lutheran sites in Chicago, Rock Island, and St. Louis.

So I'll probably not have much time for DUFUing this week.

47 posted on 05/01/2011 11:53:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Swedish-American Lutheran pastor, born and raised in Chicago, now living in St. Louis)
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To: bcsco
Ah, Evanston...

Still home to the Women's Christian Temperance Union. (Three 120 year old woman getting knee-walkin' commode-huggin' on elderberry cordial, with the shades drawn)

48 posted on 05/01/2011 11:58:24 AM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Fantasywriter; PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Well, enjoy your tour. If you’re going from Chicago to Rock Island, it’s likely as not you’ll be coming directly past Rochelle (unless you’ll be coming from the far south side). We’re at the intersection of interstates 88 and 39. I-88 is the Eisenhower xway coming out of Chicago past Oak Park, etc. It runs past Aurora, DeKalb, Rochelle on to the Quad Cities (Rock Island). I-39 runs North/South from Bloomington, and past Rochelle to Rockford, where it joins with I-90/94 and up on into Wisconsin.

If you leave from the far south side of Chicago, then I-80 is the better bet. It heads west past LaSalle/Peru then later heads north and passes I-88 just east of the Quad Cities.

Honk as you go by...


49 posted on 05/01/2011 12:02:13 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: jonascord

We lived in Oak Park when I was a kid (left there when I went into the 7th grade). On Sundays after church, my dad would head down Roosevelt Rd to Ed Rohn’s liquor store on the south side of the street in Berwyn (or possibly Cicero, even). The store wasn’t open except to Ed’s friends. Sometimes I’d be invited along. They’d sit in the back storeroom, having a couple beers, and I’d drink soda. Rohn had Vargas girls pasted over the wall so that was an education for me :) Also, my dad told me Al Capone’s brother, Ralph, had the protection for the store and would stop by on occasion. I never saw him there, but I wouldn’t expect to on a Sunday.

Then, my first wife’s dad was a bootlegger in Chicago during prohibition. Small time, and he bucked the mob, but he talked about it openly. I had no reason to doubt him. He was that kinda guy...

Before moving from Oak Park I’d become a cub scout. I recall dad helping with some fundraising, and taking me to an apartment on Oak Park Ave where we met a couple guys and dad asked for a donation (he brought me along wearing my scout uniform, as a selling point, I guess). On the way home he told me they were ‘made’, or some such, and I knew what he meant. Shortly after, he took me to a home in River Forest to collect on the previous visit. Yep, it was Accardo’s home (The ‘Big Tuna’ himself...). I still remember it with the wrought iron fence around it.

No, my dad wasn’t Mafia. We’re German and he worked in retail all his life. But he knew how to get along with people. And, sometimes you just have to...


50 posted on 05/01/2011 12:21:39 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: bcsco; jonascord

Now that I think about it, there’s no reason I’d see Ralph Capone at the liquor store. That would have been a fair time before I was going there...


51 posted on 05/01/2011 12:24:19 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't think we have to hang more than thirty or forty bankers. And CEOs. If destroying the economic stability of the world isn't a capital crime, nothing is

How in the hell is this kind of talk appropriate on a message board? Especially on a board where the majority of members are supposedly against the death penalty?
52 posted on 05/01/2011 12:52:38 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (THERE IS NO EXCUSE ANY LONGER.)
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To: bcsco

Businesspeople concerned about profits? How dare they!


53 posted on 05/01/2011 12:59:51 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (THERE IS NO EXCUSE ANY LONGER.)
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To: bcsco

Dang it.:)


54 posted on 05/01/2011 1:00:55 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (THERE IS NO EXCUSE ANY LONGER.)
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To: bcsco
My grandfather owned an interstate truck, (They had solid rubber tires, and were not allowed on Chicago city streets.), and used to make weekly trips to Detroit and back to the North side with a load of 5 gal. cans of alky, for Deeny O'Banion and when he 'went away,' for Hymie Weiss.

When Weiss Went to the Lord in front of Holy Name Cathedral, my granddad went to Medicine Hat, Alberta for two years, "for his health." Didn't come back until Capone went to Atlanta.

Side note: My father remembered when he was small helping to make Bathtub Booze in the basement. Caramelized sugar for color, half tap water, iodine for bourbon, drops of kerosene for bottled in bond scotch. My dad wouldn't have scotch in the house...

That War on Demon Rum really worked...

The REAL secret of the Chicago Outfit:
Capone was a front guy, the visible face of the Outfit, for Frankie LaPorte, in Chicago Heights. Laporte ran the Mob, and told Capone what to do. He never spent a day in jail, never got his picture taken.

55 posted on 05/01/2011 1:30:01 PM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: jonascord

Yeah, that prohibition stuff really worked, didn’t it. That FIL I mentioned (from my first wife). We’d go to their house for a visit on the weekends. They’d still have stuff brewing and this was back in the 70’s. Mostly wine at that time, but old habits die hard. He was a heck of a guy, that FIL, too bad he had the daughter he did. I miss him, but not her.

He later became a master carpenter and taught me what I know about remodeling. Nothing near approaching his knowledge, but I can do stuff if I have to. He had one index finger almost gone, but when making a point he’d point that stub at you, with his shot glass on the bar in front of him, . HA! What a guy.


56 posted on 05/01/2011 1:40:59 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
Businesspeople concerned about profits? How dare they!

Yeah, real old school and so PC, isn't it.

As for the idea this thread isn't private, I thought my DUKOS plug-in was working. Obviously not. PJ needs to work on that...

57 posted on 05/01/2011 1:44:05 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
Tomorrow I fly up to Chicago to meet a group of 40 confessional Lutheran pastors from Sweden (a few are from Norway, Denmark, or Finland), to escort them on a week-long tour of Swedish and/or Lutheran sites in Chicago, Rock Island, and St. Louis.

Ask them if they are familiar with margaritas.

58 posted on 05/01/2011 3:51:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March; Sto Zvirat

I hope they don’t discover the secret algorithm that decodes FR. If they ever find out what we’re really saying, instead of the cover posts that you see without the key, we will all be so busted.


59 posted on 05/01/2011 3:55:12 PM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: bcsco
Honk as you go by...

And prepare EXTRA LARGE margaritas. A Lutheran tradition that began years ago at the San Diego mission.

60 posted on 05/01/2011 3:56:43 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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