Hey, I want to write my own 6000 word treatise on the buttheart I’ve endured!
Help yourself. Post it here and we'll dance on your zot, too!
That would be butthurt, I am such a dweeb
Now, thanks to the power of Darkshearian coffee.. you can!
Powered by this immensely hideous stuff you will be able to:
Write an overly long treatise on the form and functionality of garden gnome stockings.
Tear down a wall with your bare hands, and maybe even the hands of a bear!
Induce terror and panic in all you meet simply be saying ‘hello’.
Incur the wrath of the local deer population. [Instructions on this may be provided by humblegunner]
Produce typos faster than the speed of thought instantly!
All this and more is yours just by using Darkshearian coffee!
Operators are standing by!
I started to look for an appropriate picture for 'buttheart' then my better judgement kicked in.