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A Texas redneck in President Obama's court
Wizbang ^ | April 9, 2011 - 10:45 PM | Baron von Ottomatic

Posted on 04/10/2011 12:12:54 AM PDT by Redcloak

A Texas redneck in President Obama's court

Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic
Published: April 9, 2011 - 10:45 PM

It's odd how at various times throughout history an otherwise nondescript and inconsequential person has found themselves in a position to influence the world stage. I'll spare you the timeless examples that immediately come to mind and dive right into a remarkable turn of events in which your humble Baron was recently entwined.

About a month ago I was mindlessly clicking my way through page after page of midget bondage porn when the phone rang. Normally under those circumstances I'd ignore the call and remain focused on the task at hand, IYKWIMAITYD, but from the corner of my eye I noticed the caller ID showing a number from the 202 area code. The only thing I like better than midget porn is screwing with political pollsters, so I picked up the phone.

"Son of a bitch," I bellowed. "It never ends, every single time I'm dragging a strangled hooker down to the basement someone calls. Hello, who the hell is this?"

"Um, excuse me, is this [redacted]?"

"Maybe, who is this is?"

"I'm calling from the White House..."

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1 posted on 04/10/2011 12:12:55 AM PDT by Redcloak
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To: Redcloak
Hey Americans?

This is the most elaborated Parabola I´ve ever seen, composed by one of your brilliant fellow citizens.

Full of humor and stitches...

I love this guy!

And just like him, I urge you to not nominate a BOZO!

2 posted on 04/10/2011 1:24:25 AM PDT by Mayr Fortuna
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To: Redcloak

Well, that took about 25 seconds I’d like to have back.


3 posted on 04/10/2011 2:35:50 AM PDT by Quiller (When you're fighting to survive, there is no "try" -- there is only do, or do not.)
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To: Redcloak
I'm gonna have to start reading Wizbang.

And did I notice on the sidebar that among the emeritus is Mary Katherine Ham?

I'm really gonna have to start reading it.

Cheers!

4 posted on 04/10/2011 4:39:51 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Mayr Fortuna

Unfortunately, the odds of the slobbering fools at the GOP nominating a bozo are about 50:50. How does one say “Four more years” in Dholuo?


5 posted on 04/10/2011 9:51:55 AM PDT by Redcloak (What's your zombie plan?)
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