Posted on 04/10/2011 12:12:54 AM PDT by Redcloak
It's odd how at various times throughout history an otherwise nondescript and inconsequential person has found themselves in a position to influence the world stage. I'll spare you the timeless examples that immediately come to mind and dive right into a remarkable turn of events in which your humble Baron was recently entwined.
About a month ago I was mindlessly clicking my way through page after page of midget bondage porn when the phone rang. Normally under those circumstances I'd ignore the call and remain focused on the task at hand, IYKWIMAITYD, but from the corner of my eye I noticed the caller ID showing a number from the 202 area code. The only thing I like better than midget porn is screwing with political pollsters, so I picked up the phone.
"Son of a bitch," I bellowed. "It never ends, every single time I'm dragging a strangled hooker down to the basement someone calls. Hello, who the hell is this?"
"Um, excuse me, is this [redacted]?"
"Maybe, who is this is?"
"I'm calling from the White House..."
(Excerpt) Read more at wizbangblog.com ...
This is the most elaborated Parabola I´ve ever seen, composed by one of your brilliant fellow citizens.
Full of humor and stitches...
I love this guy!
And just like him, I urge you to not nominate a BOZO!
Well, that took about 25 seconds I’d like to have back.
And did I notice on the sidebar that among the emeritus is Mary Katherine Ham?
I'm really gonna have to start reading it.
Cheers!
Unfortunately, the odds of the slobbering fools at the GOP nominating a bozo are about 50:50. How does one say “Four more years” in Dholuo?
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