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Posted on 03/27/2011 5:20:52 PM PDT by mel

ATD At the Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell BTW: Bring the Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CMB: Covered by Medicare CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWIW: Forgot Where I was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement GHA: Got Heartburn Again IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out LOL: Living on Lipitor OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas ROFL.CGU Rolling on the floor Laughing and Can't get UP SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop TTYL; Talk to You Louder WTP: Where's the prunces GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: acronym; acronyms; code; texting
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To: Mears

CCOM or CCOW

Caution crabby old man or woman

LOL


21 posted on 03/27/2011 6:48:50 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; Delacon; ...

Thanks mel.


22 posted on 03/27/2011 6:49:54 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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OFITG TOOABP

one foot in the grave the other on a banana peel


23 posted on 03/27/2011 6:50:15 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: sleddogs

WWMD?

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/Maxine/maxine.htm


24 posted on 03/27/2011 6:56:08 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: mel

Have your laughs now. If you are fortunate, you too will be old someday,.


25 posted on 03/27/2011 6:56:45 PM PDT by Oldhunk
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To: Oldhunk

Month and half here from the big 60.


26 posted on 03/27/2011 7:02:27 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: sleddogs

Don’t worry just another day!


27 posted on 03/27/2011 7:12:18 PM PDT by Empireoftheatom48 (Tag line under construction, please mind the gap!!)
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To: sleddogs

“SMDU: Sneezed my dentures out.”

I have developed a morbid fear of this happening to me.


28 posted on 03/27/2011 7:47:29 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: The Antiyuppie

I was horrified when it happened. But the looks on their faces was worth the price of admission. LOL


29 posted on 03/27/2011 7:57:55 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: The Antiyuppie

Plus I now faithfully use my Polygrip Non -Zinc. I had a terrible reaction to the regular with zinc and had quit using it.


30 posted on 03/27/2011 8:00:07 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: mel

LOL - Leaking On Linoleum,

WTF - Waiting To Fart,

DFIK - Depends Full I’m Kroaking


31 posted on 03/27/2011 8:14:45 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: sleddogs

32 posted on 03/27/2011 8:24:45 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Do NOT remain seated until this ride comes to a full and complete stop! We're going the wrong way!)
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To: Revolting cat!

oh that WFT fits me perfectly. Husband said he would never marry anyone who could out fart him again. ha ha


33 posted on 03/28/2011 6:36:35 AM PDT by mel (I DONATE to FR monthly...Do You?????)
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To: mel
NPAB- Never Pass-up A Bathroom

NWAH - Never Waste A Hard-On

NTAF - Never Trust A Fart

34 posted on 03/28/2011 8:38:00 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage?
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35 posted on 03/28/2011 10:44:04 AM PDT by deks ("...the battle of our time is the battle of liberty against the overreach of the federal government")
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