Posted on 03/27/2011 5:20:52 PM PDT by mel
ATD At the Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell BTW: Bring the Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CMB: Covered by Medicare CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWIW: Forgot Where I was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement GHA: Got Heartburn Again IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out LOL: Living on Lipitor OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas ROFL.CGU Rolling on the floor Laughing and Can't get UP SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop TTYL; Talk to You Louder WTP: Where's the prunces GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
CCOM or CCOW
Caution crabby old man or woman
LOL
Thanks mel.
OFITG TOOABP
one foot in the grave the other on a banana peel
Have your laughs now. If you are fortunate, you too will be old someday,.
Month and half here from the big 60.
Don’t worry just another day!
“SMDU: Sneezed my dentures out.”
I have developed a morbid fear of this happening to me.
I was horrified when it happened. But the looks on their faces was worth the price of admission. LOL
Plus I now faithfully use my Polygrip Non -Zinc. I had a terrible reaction to the regular with zinc and had quit using it.
LOL - Leaking On Linoleum,
WTF - Waiting To Fart,
DFIK - Depends Full I’m Kroaking
oh that WFT fits me perfectly. Husband said he would never marry anyone who could out fart him again. ha ha
NWAH - Never Waste A Hard-On
NTAF - Never Trust A Fart
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