DUmmie FUnnies 03-26-11 (Pied Piper Pitt Smoking Relapse)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 26, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

At least Will has his family's law firm to sue the tobacco companies for not properly informing him that smoking can be hazardous to your health even though such has been stated on every pack of cigarettes since before Pitt was even born.

[granite]

IBTP

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[cripplecreek]

If she, he and I can do it, anyone can. Keep it up.

I was told to seek medical attention after 4 hours.

[Charles Henrickson]

[bcsco]

I enjoyed a cigar a week ago. My bad. But, it was soooooo good...

[Roscoe Karns]

So we don’t really know if he’s back to smoking again or not, right? Am I missing something?

[PJ-Comix]

The problem for Pitt is that having made his very PUBLIC PLEDGE about quitting smoking, he is now condemned to getting his smokes in private. At least before he could mug for the camera while sucking down his coffin nails. Now he has to pull an Obama and do it entirely in secret for fear of public embarrassment that he was TOO WEAK to beat the nicotine monkey.

[PJ-Comix]

So we don’t really know if he’s back to smoking again or not, right? Am I missing something?

Believe me, if Will had really quit smoking he would have CROWED about reaching that 100 day mark. He was bragging bigtime on other days including the 50 day mark and then he went completely SILENT on the subject. What does that tell you?

[Huck]

I quit cigars back in November. Still get the urge, but I haven;t succumbed. I just wasn’t able to regulate it. I either smoke too much or don’t smoke at all.

[Doomonyou]

PJ casts the bait into the water, waiting to see if the PITT, takes the bait, boldly comes out and says, "I did quit! It's now day, uhhh, 100 or so."

Verifying that he does read DUmmie FUnnies.

[Charles Henrickson]

Here ya go, Pitt:

[mikrofon]

Maybe he’s giving up giving up smoking for Lent?

[Charles Henrickson]

[bcsco]

Well, I shouldn’t be smoking at all, but I have a couple a year. I also enjoy a pipe at times, but again, not very frequently. It’s usually on weekends when I can sit outside in the yard, enjoy a cigar or pipe, and a good bourbon. And that precludes two-thirds of the living here in northern Illinois...

I had a CAO Brazilia. Enjoyable. I usually smoke Montecristo’s or Ashtons, but this was the best available at the liquor store so...

[Mmogamer]

Chesterfields were pretty potent eh? I had a cousin who used to smoke unfiltered camels (my parents were older when I was born so my cousins were all much older than me. Most are gone now).

[bcsco]

Maybe he’s giving up giving up smoking for Lent?

Nah, it's more likely he lent his lighter to someone and never got it back...

[Twinkie]

I think you’re on to something. This “cold turkey” and “count the days I’ve been good” thing is just too extreme.

Also, the idea of “forbidden fruit” and something not being “allowed” has the seeds of failure built right in.

The extreme moderation you practice seems sensible to me.

[Charles Henrickson]

And an oatmeal cookie to the first DUmmie (or LFT). . . .

Or LSMFT.

[PJ-Comix]

PJ casts the bait into the water, waiting to see if the PITT, takes the bait...

Smoking him out.