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Not-quite-DUmmie-FUnnies: The Brzezinski Syndrome
The DUmp | March 17, 2011 | Choose Ye This Day

Posted on 03/17/2011 11:30:46 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day

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I know this isn't an official DUmmie FUnnies thread, but what with Lent and the opening of coupon season, I haven't seen much of Charkes and PJ around. And this nadin meltdown was too good to pass up.
1 posted on 03/17/2011 11:30:50 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

ping-a-diddle-doo...


2 posted on 03/17/2011 11:32:00 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

All you Earth people are...

3 posted on 03/17/2011 11:42:53 AM PDT by Noumenon ("We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged.")
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Top ten!

Hey, just because it’s not a real DUFU doesn’t mean I’m not awesome,


4 posted on 03/17/2011 11:43:17 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Choose Ye This Day

I wonder if that submarine captain was pulling her leg. It might be reasonable to buy a bunch as the price is likely to go up for other reasons than those reactors in Japan.


5 posted on 03/17/2011 11:46:43 AM PDT by slowhandluke (It's hard to be cynical enough in this age.)
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Did I read this correctly that she didn’t stock up on powdered milk but bought regular jugs? Does she know this spoils? :-)


6 posted on 03/17/2011 11:48:47 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Choose Ye This Day

I liked it. Thanks.


7 posted on 03/17/2011 11:49:42 AM PDT by definitelynotaliberal
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This was one of the funniest Dummie posts ever.

You have to contribute like this more often.


8 posted on 03/17/2011 11:53:18 AM PDT by radpolis (Liberals: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

PJ probably got some coupons and went to stock up on milk


9 posted on 03/17/2011 11:59:52 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: mnehring

She said it was “long term” (3 month) milk

Whatever that is


10 posted on 03/17/2011 12:00:58 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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OK! I AM NOT THE ONLY FOOL TO STOCK UP ON CHEETOS ... not good. DON’T BUY SNACKS FROM THE WEST COAST...

Really? Cheetos already glow in the dark they don’t need any radiation! LOL

How is a dummie stocking up on cheetos and sitting in their basement different from any other day?? LOL...How do the moonbats know when one of their own has gone crazy??


11 posted on 03/17/2011 12:02:35 PM PDT by jakerobins
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Nadine “might” (ya right) be correct. we should all have basements just full of milk. Especially regular milk and not cooled either.

imagine the smell.


12 posted on 03/17/2011 12:02:44 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: jakerobins
How do the moonbats know when one of their own has gone crazy??

It's easier to know when they haven't.

13 posted on 03/17/2011 12:04:19 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: GeronL; mnehring

If you freeze milk, it thaws out fine. My wife used to like to do this, it drove me crazy. Half our freezer space was filled with milk.


14 posted on 03/17/2011 12:05:16 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Sulzberger Family Motto: Trois generations d'imbeciles, assez)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Since radiation seems so atracted to milk, perhaps I should patent a new kind of radiation suit. It will consist of two layers of thin, comfortable cotton with a rubber bladder between the layers.

Before the wearer enters a radioactive area the bladder will be filled with, you guessed it, MILK. When the wearer enters a dangerous area, all radiation will be absorbed by and concentrated in the milk and he/she will be protected.

I LIKE it! I think I’ll get right to work on it!

;-)


15 posted on 03/17/2011 12:06:23 PM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Can we freeze Nadine’s basement?


16 posted on 03/17/2011 12:07:36 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix

Sounds like you have an implied applicant for a new guest commentator, PJ.

Choose Ye This Day: would providing you with style tips cause a nadinbrzezinski style tirade?


17 posted on 03/17/2011 12:08:28 PM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

LOL! I was my Navy squadron’s NBC Warfare Defense Officer. Had to actually go to school to get the designation. It is difficult to describe the depth of this woman’s psychotic break.


18 posted on 03/17/2011 12:10:08 PM PDT by pabianice
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Funny stuff!

Here’s a thread that might be a candidate for DUmmie Funnies : “So Obama wants to fire up his base?” http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x658196

Zero not getting much love in that one.


19 posted on 03/17/2011 12:10:20 PM PDT by NeverEVERKerry (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: jakerobins

Remember Screaming Yellow Zonkers? Who knew!!


20 posted on 03/17/2011 12:12:02 PM PDT by pabianice
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