Since radiation seems so atracted to milk, perhaps I should patent a new kind of radiation suit. It will consist of two layers of thin, comfortable cotton with a rubber bladder between the layers.
Before the wearer enters a radioactive area the bladder will be filled with, you guessed it, MILK. When the wearer enters a dangerous area, all radiation will be absorbed by and concentrated in the milk and he/she will be protected.
I LIKE it! I think I’ll get right to work on it!
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Maybe they should be dumping milk on the No 3 reactor at Fukushimi. Whole milk - not that 1% or skim stuff!