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Senator to Pay Back Money for Chartered Flights
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 12 March 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/14/2011 9:14:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

Insisting that “it was all a big misunderstanding,” Senator Claire McCaskill (D-Mo) has agreed to reimburse the government for $88,000 in charges she racked up using chartered flight services from a company she jointly owns with her husband.

“As senators, if we accept services for free we could be perceived as obligated to do favors for our benefactors,” McCaskill explained. “To avoid this perception I charged the cost of my travel to my expense account.”

The Senator said she eschewed the option of flying on a commercial airline because “it’s so inconvenient. You have to stand in line. You get scanned or fondled. You’re restricted to one skinny seat and any yahoo can sit next to you. I didn’t feel that was a proper way for an important person like myself to travel.”

McCaskill added that another motivation was to “spread some business around to a smaller company. The fact that it was my own company was just a lucky break. I mean, the government should be helping small businesses. Is it so bad that the one helped in this instance was mine?”

McCaskill and her husband have a net worth of at least $15 million.

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/03/12/wisconsin-legislation-irks-prez/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; democrat; satire; selfserving

1 posted on 03/14/2011 9:14:37 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Upon seeing the title, the term 'BS' immediately came to mind. Opening and seeing the name 'Claire McCaskill' confirmed it.

'D' = Institutionalized corruption.

2 posted on 03/14/2011 9:18:13 AM PDT by Hoodat (Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like her own personal “stimulus” plan!


3 posted on 03/14/2011 9:20:25 AM PDT by zavvone
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To: John Semmens
The $88K should be part of the FINE for the felony of "theft by taking".

She KNEW what she was doing, she KNEW it was wrong and it was STEALING, and if she wasn't smart enough to know that, she shouldn't be a Senator.

Someone should file charges against her...if you or I did it, we'd be in jail for embezzlement or worse.
4 posted on 03/14/2011 9:35:39 AM PDT by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)
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To: Hoodat
The Senator said she eschewed the option of flying on a commercial airline because “it’s so inconvenient. You have to stand in line. You get scanned or fondled. You’re restricted to one skinny seat and any yahoo can sit next to you. I didn’t feel that was a proper way for an important person like myself to travel.”

hahaha! as soon as i read the above, i looked at the source of the article... and sure enough... too funny...

5 posted on 03/14/2011 9:40:01 AM PDT by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: latina4dubya
Did she really say this?:

"The Senator said she eschewed the option of flying on a commercial airline because 'it’s so inconvenient. You have to stand in line. You get scanned or fondled. You’re restricted to one skinny seat and any yahoo can sit next to you. I didn’t feel that was a proper way for an important person like myself to travel.'"

If so, the people of the state she represents needs to $hit can her so that she can go find another job.

6 posted on 03/14/2011 10:08:30 AM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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To: John Semmens

Now someone needs to get Pelosi to pony up if stories are true about her abuse of airforce planes that she used to cart her and her entourage all over the place on the taxpayers’ dime.


7 posted on 03/14/2011 11:46:22 AM PDT by Sons of Union Vets (No taxation without representation!)
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To: Trajan88
Did she really say this?:

"Arizona Sunlight features conservative posts and is the home of John Semmens’ semi-news, a satirical review of the events shaping our nation and the world."

8 posted on 03/15/2011 2:53:45 PM PDT by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: John Semmens

If she thought she might get fondled she would ride coach every time.


9 posted on 03/15/2011 3:13:14 PM PDT by linn37
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