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DUmmie FUnnies 03-07-11 ("Lost in the supermarket": The Shaming of the Shebagger)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 7, 2011 | DUmmie lapislzi, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 03/07/2011 9:56:48 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are always eager to report and decry any instances of EEEvil management, particularly if it's a white male, oppressing poor downtrodden labor, especially if it's a woman or a minority--and an older woman is even better. So this THREAD, "Lost in the supermarket," is right up the DUmmies' alley. It tells the tale of a rude young manager chewing out an older bagging lady, right in front of DUmmie lapislzi, who witnessed it and was appalled.

Of course, DUmmie lapislzi may be fictionalizing or exaggerating what actually happened, and, like the other DUmmies who join in, may be jumping to huge conclusions withour knowing the full story. But, hey, that's what makes them DUmmies!

So let us grab our grocery carts and proceed to the checkout line, where we will now witness the Shaming of the Shebagger, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--an evil white male himself, but also, since today is my 58th birthday, getting older, which makes me less bad--is in the [brackets]:

Lost in the supermarket

[Lost in the supermarket: all sense of perspective]

...or, "Heartbreak in Hannaford's."

[Or, "Chekhov at the Checkout."]

I had a bunch of errands to run yesterday, including a supermarket run. I usually avoid the local Hannaford's (a New England based chain) because they're non-union. BUT. I had other stops to make in the same shopping center. BUT. They have the best produce, good prices, and the best local/organic food section around.

[No excuses! By patronizing this non-union store, you are a TRAITOR to the cause, a SCAB! I think we'll call you Traitor Joe!]

I'm at the checkout with my fairly sizable order--and of course, I eschew the self-checkouts for the human ones.

[Of course. The real reason is that you're too stupid to figure out how to use the self-checkout, but you'll cloak this inability as your choice to keep a worker employed. How noble of you.]

I have my reusable bags.

["Paper or plastic?" "Neither! I'm an environmentally conscious greenie, can't you tell?"]

An older lady (60s?) with an apron and a name badge takes my bags and starts bagging my groceries--very efficiently, I might add. She had a sunny and pleasant demeanor. . . .

[Our Prole hero. Can you see the plot starting to build? We await the entrance of the evil management type.]

Then, another kid (20s?), presumably the head cashier or store manager (I'd seen him at another register keying in an override, or some such), steps over.

[Boo! Hiss! Our villain enters, Simon Legrocery, twirling his moustache.]

"What time did you clock in, today, Pat?" he asked the bagging lady. "Ten," she replied. He wagged a finger at her. "It was 10:17, Pat."

[NOOO!!! How EEEvil!! Reprimand a tardy worker?? How could he DO such a thing???]

She began apologizing profusely. "What are we going to do about this, Pat?" he asked. "I'll make it up," she said, "you know, I've been staying later some nights." "That's part of the job," he said.

[Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! She's being repressed!]

I had to blink back tears. Hard.

[DUmmie lapislzi, WEEPING for all oppressed workers everywhere! Even if they're late. Maybe chronically late, you don't know. And even if all they get is a mild reprimand and a wagged finger.]

As I made a note of the name on his badge. Hannaford's will be getting a letter.

[That'll show 'em!]

But that doesn't make me feel any better, because this is symptomatic of so much more. How our older people have to take menial jobs to make ends meet. How callous our disregard for our fellow workers. It was "young store manager who will move on in a year or so" against "lady who needs a job."

[Which you don't know. Maybe she just likes to get out of the house and do something. Or maybe the manager usually would reprimand in private, but slipped up this one time. But that wouldn't fit your Marxist melodrama, would it?]

No sense of solidarity.

[Store manager and shebagger, rising up TOGETHER, locking arms, standing tall against The Man, shoulder to shoulder, speaking TRUTH TO POWER!! YEEEAAAARRRGGHHH!!!]

And those strawberries? By the time I got them home, those foreign strawberries tasted like straw. I lost my appetite.

[Strawberries Failed For Meddler.]

You should have reamed him a new one right there. . . .

[The benburch approach.]

I think we ALL should write Hannaford's.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

a very polite, "Excuse me, sir, may I speak to you for a moment?", take him aside and a quiet, "I think you are a rude little scumbag on a power trip and I should do the same thing to you that you just did to Pat but I have too much class, and I'm going to report your inexcusable rudeness to Corporate office" would have sufficed. . . .

[Of course, this didn't happen, but the tough talk sounds nice in an echo chamber.]

I would have let the @$$hole have it....and good

[Calm down, ben!]

Tape a thumb tack to your finger and squeeze the milk and juice containers.

[WakiLeaks.]

we dont know what is going on. what if she is consistently late? . . . we really dont know what is happening with this employee, do we?

[Whaa-at?? She's LABOR, for goodness' sakes! And a WOMAN! How DARE you question her??]

Management, Ma'am, Is Best Presumed Guilty....

[DUmmie Default Mode.]

manager cant win, regardless of how he phrases. he dare to say something about employee being late, and HE is the bad guy. wtf? sounds like he tried to make it as nonoffensive as he could. . . .

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

i dont think it is a HUGE deal. that is all. yet.... you would think i am promoting the lashing of an employee.

[You're as bad as the store manager! To The Hague with the both of you!]

the entire purpose of putting a particular individual in charge of others is that person can effectively LEAD. anyone can BERATE!

[Anyone can BE LATE!]

Clearly, there is only one way to see it - my way/our way. We now have the embodiment of all evil in this young manager and he needs to spend at least an hour on the pillory with we, the self-righteous and perfect, heaping our derision upon him.

[Grab the tomatoes from the produce section!]

this has become a joke

[It's the DUmmie Way!]

there is/was a better way for the manager to handle this situation but in the big picture of workplace happenings this was relatively no big deal.

[And we put a Kewpie Doll in your bag!]

Happier story about older worker: Ralph's employee of the year. . . . she looked to be over 50, maybe nearer to 60.

[Probably 58, which is ANCIENT!]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
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To: bcsco
Happy Birthday, Charles. You’re the same age as my wife (I married a youngster...).

My wife is almost 20 years younger than me so we have completely different tastes in music.

41 posted on 03/08/2011 5:24:16 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hannaford aka “Sweetbay” for folks in da south.! I prefer Publix myself. ;-)


42 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:43 AM PST by tiredoflaundry (I will not be silenced. Winners do not compromise!)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Well, that explains why DUmmies never have any extra money. They have to keep supporting the unions.

Also she was too clueless on how to use coupons. The most painful thing to see was people buying half gallon sizes of Lactaid milk for the full price of about 4 bucks when they had Blinkie coupons right in the dairy section for $2 off ANY size Lactaid. All one had to do was grab 4 of those coupons, use each on the $2.19 quart size of Lactaid, and score 4 quarts (ie one gallon) for just 76 cents total. And the coupons were right there in the dairy section.

43 posted on 03/08/2011 5:29:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: tiredoflaundry
I prefer Publix myself.

Psst! FREE Dentastix at Publix starting this Thursday. They are $3.00 BOGO. Combine that deal with the $2 Dentastix coupon from the Jan. 30 Red Plum insert and you have FREE Dentastix. Use 3 of those coupons for every 4 Dentastix.

44 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:46 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thnxs PJ , my dogs will love you for that!


45 posted on 03/08/2011 5:41:03 AM PST by tiredoflaundry (I will not be silenced. Winners do not compromise!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Julie and I are 11 years apart. Our taste in music is virtually the same, although she tends to listen to country somewhat. I’m jazz, Sinatra, that kind of stuff.


46 posted on 03/08/2011 5:45:33 AM PST by bcsco
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To: Persevero
It’s a complex religion with all sorts of rules.

Right in one. No wonder Libs rarely make any sense, all their brainpower is focused on the trivial.

Being a liberal means always having to say you're sorry.

47 posted on 03/08/2011 5:59:56 AM PST by wbill
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To: I still care
But it’s wrong to dress down a worker in front of customers.

Agreed, very unprofessional. Assuming this event even took place, of course.

48 posted on 03/08/2011 6:15:26 AM PST by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: PJ-Comix

My wife and daughter are bigtime coupon shoppers. The daughter learned well from my wife. Year before last, she found and printed some coupons online for one of our favorite Mexican food restaurants that was a “Buy one meal and get TWO lesser in value meals for free”. I eat more than they do, so I got the larger meal. We all had to ask for a take home box.


49 posted on 03/08/2011 6:19:12 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 ($5.00 fuel prices will kill the economy and make people dump zero.)
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To: tiredoflaundry

Psst! Go to Target this week. 3.5 lb bag of Pedigree dog food is $4.00. Use the $3 Pedigree coupon from last Sunday’s newspaper insert and you get the bag for only a buck.


50 posted on 03/08/2011 6:20:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
My wife is almost 20 years younger than me so we have completely different tastes in music.

Hmmm. I'm guessing this:


...versus THIS: :-)


51 posted on 03/08/2011 6:22:31 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: tiredoflaundry

Last summer I scored almost a hundred trays of Chef Michael’s dog food at Target for FREE. I don’t have a dog but gave them to my sister-in-law who has a poodle mix. Also handed out a bunch of the coupons to my friend for his Lab dog, Rocky.


52 posted on 03/08/2011 6:24:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excellent post.


53 posted on 03/08/2011 6:26:00 AM PST by YourAdHere (Joey Greco '12)
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To: COBOL2Java

Actually more of a cultural difference. She likes really crappy Venezuelan music. I often imitate the way she dances the salsa in a way that make my arms look like mechanical windshield wipers going back and forth. She HATES when I do that but I can’t help myself. Hee! Hee!


54 posted on 03/08/2011 6:27:49 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: matt04

Here’s another aspect of liberalism that is displayed here -

I would insist that everyone MUST shop at union grocery stores,

but me, I have reasons that I might not want to, and since I’m one of the elite liberals that cares so much, I can excuse myself this one time, or multiple times, as long as I, the intellectual and moral elite, determine that it’s justified.


55 posted on 03/08/2011 6:31:15 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: wbill; Persevero

Actually, you don’t have to memorize all those rules.
In fact, “rules” are anathema to a lib, because rules preclude the individual’s superior intellectual ability to make ad hoc decisions and still feel good about themselves.


56 posted on 03/08/2011 6:34:42 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Happy Birthday Charles Henrickson!


57 posted on 03/08/2011 6:52:25 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog!!!)
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To: 21twelve
Then told the other manager to mind his own business and to apologize to my wife!

I had a boss like that once. It was nice to know that he would shield me as long as I was doing my best. Of course, he would also reprimand me if I deserved it, but the shielding acted as more of a motivator.

58 posted on 03/08/2011 7:07:19 AM PST by Stegall Tx (Joined the Obama economy on 19 March, 2010. Found part-time work on 12 Feb, 2011.)
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To: matt04
They do know that the more cashiers, the higher the payroll, the higher your costs.

I only use the self-checkout so I don't have to pretend to be in a good mood while the checker is chattering away. If someone is treating me well, I feel obligated to put away my normal surly attitude ... no need to rain on their parade. Do unto others. All that.

I'm glad to see there's another "economic" reason to use them.

Happy Birthday, Charles!

59 posted on 03/08/2011 7:20:22 AM PST by Stegall Tx (Joined the Obama economy on 19 March, 2010. Found part-time work on 12 Feb, 2011.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That was a total bouncy, we have a bunch of them posted at conservativecave, the bouncy’s come about depending on the topic of the day at DU.


60 posted on 03/08/2011 7:45:40 AM PST by Ballygrl
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