My Magic Green Hat

internet | February 23, 2011

[Travis McGee]

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew took off and left out the back door and l never got my order!

Here’s the hat:

[Dead Corpse]

I wear mine while doing my yard work and on the infrequent trip to Wal Mart. ;-)

A certain amount of irony there...

[stevie_d_64]

Priceless...

[Squantos]

LMAO !

Yeah as stated my T-Shirts say I C E in large letters and above and below in small print it’s Texas on top and Company at the bottom.

Stay Safe !

[Dead Corpse]

ROTFLMAO...