[fatnotlazy]

I should move to Texas. We are held hostage by Democrats here in Pennsylvania.

[BenKenobi]

There’s scorpions here. Trust me, you are better off not coming down. Just the other day this bug the size of my fist flew into my car. In February! Plus there’s hurricanes and flash floods, the list goes on.

[castlegreyskull]

“I should move to Texas. We are held hostage by Democrats here in Pennsylvania.”

I live in Connecticut. I believe this state is completely hopeless.