Don't have A Valentine's Gift Yet? Adult Store Will Trade Your Guns For Sex Toys

secondamendmentfreedom.blogspot.com ^ | 02/14/11 | Sasparilla

[Sasparilla]

The store's owner, a proponent of gun rights, says, "I'll give you my vibrators when you pry them from my cold, dead hands."

Here's the store's press release.

America’s first Adult Store Drive-Thru is: Trading Guns off the Streets for Fun between the Sheets! Feb. 8th-15th.

Sherri Williams grabbed national headlines when she opened America’s first adult store Drive Thru after having sued the State of Alabama to overturn the ban on the sale of intimate toys.

HUNTSVILLE, Ala., “It’s my contribution to making love, not war, here in Alabama, where guns are legal and adult toys are not” business owner Sherri Williams said of her Pleasures Store “Guns for Toys” event February 8th – 15th.

A lifetime proponent of gun rights Sherri Williams’ quoted battle cry “I’ll give you my Vibrators when you pry them from my cold, dead hand” was the focus of the highly publicized ‘20/20’ segment with John Stossel, featuring Williams’ and the ACLU’s battle to overturn the ban on...

[Bean Counter]

Here ya go, just print this out on a good color printer....

[WayneS]

My Valentine’s gift WAS a gun...

[GonzoGOP]

This is just about picking the right wife. Get one that wants a new pistol for Valentines and you don’t need to bother with all the exchanges.

[WayneS]

“Our goal is to take 300 guns off the streets”. Williams commented.

You want to 'TAKE GUNS OFF THE STREET', eh?

Sorry, Sherri, but a 'lifetime proponent of gun rights' does NOT use the language of the anti-gun wackos.

[Hardraade]

Hmmm... do they have any bazookas?

[KeyLargo]

I think that Sarah has already picked out her gift.

[TYVets]

Anti-Gun Hallmark Cards has come out with a liberal Valentine's Day card.

[Hawthorn]

Does she have a FFL? If not, her dealing in guns well may constitute a federal felony. And if somebody from Tennessee drives down to Huntsville and transfers a handgun to her, a second federal felony has probably been committed.

[backwoods-engineer]

where guns are legal and adult toys are not"

Incredible ignorance here on the part of the dildo purveyor, perhaps willful ignorance. She should trouble herself to read both the US and Alabama Constitutions. Of the latter, particularly Article I, Section 26. People have a RIGHT to keep and bear arms. We can't say the same of the ability to sell pervert toys.

[the invisib1e hand]

Sick ideas attract sick ideas. Ad Infinitum, almost.

[kickonly88]

And here I thought guns were sex toys! This is my weapon,this is my gun This one’s for killin’,this one’s for fun.

[Oztrich Boy]

“Our goal is to take 300 guns off the streets”. Williams commented.

And then sent right back there.

The guns are acquired at assessed value by a gun dealer (ie his buying price) and exchanged for "adult toys" of similar value (at full retail price), then sold though the store's website. Profit two ways. Milo Mindbender would be proud.

[bolobaby]

Sounds like she’s pretty smart.

She gets an arsenal of valuable weapons.

Her customer get useless plastic phalluses.

I’m betting the dollar trade in ratio is 10:1 in her favor.

[Bean Counter]

[momtothree]

“... adult store drive thru..”

Uh, do you order a number 4 and ask it to be super sized? Just wondering.

[Moltke]

"I'll give you my vibrators when you pry them from my cold, dead hands."

Well, certainly better from her hands than from...oh, nevermind.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Coprophiliacs will order No. 2, of course...

[TYVets]

LOL

Funny

I knew a guy that ate breakfast at home with his wife.

Got in his car, drove about 25 miles then called her to tell her he wanted a divorce.

[MasterGunner01]

Good move. I will trade two wimpy .38 Specials for a set of a .44 Mag and a .380 backup sex toys. Thank you for your support.