Time to attack Russia

01/27/2011 | WesternCulture

[WesternCulture]

The only chance of establishing order in Russia is by using military force.

Russia of today is far too weak to bring about such a development of society by its own means.

Like a certain Russian farmer put it in a TV documentary:

"- Let's invite the Vikings again."

What would "inviting the Vikings" actually mean to Russians?

Simply put; Connecting with the 21st century.

This would benefit Russia as well as Western Europe.

I can easily see why Russians don't trust us Western Europeans. But Russians also ought to understand Swedes are very different from the likes of the SS. Check your history.

The last thing I, being a tall, blonde, blue eyed son of Thule, wish to see is a re-run of what the Nazis did 70 years ago.

Unlike Hitler, I don't look down on my great eastern neighbor. Neither do I feel hatred.

My Sweden is the only nation of all that has took Moscow. Neighboring Finland furthermore taught Stalin a lesson or two. If there is resistance, we know how to pave our way through without using unnecessary force.

We Scandinavians have no interest in enslaving decent, ordinary people and we won't rape, plunder or torture. We have done so in the past, but that was 300 years ago.

Russia is named after the countryside north of Stockholm (Roslagen) and it's time to bring this land back to where it belongs and make it function anew.

The means?

Check links below..

[justa-hairyape]

There was a time (937 AD) when Celts and Vikings fought together against the Anglo-Saxons. The Battle of Brunanburh. What a battle that must have been. The Anglo-Saxons won, but suffered such high casualties that positions were consolidated after wards into more or less the way current nations in the UK are divided. England representing the Anglo-Saxons. Scotland and Ireland the Celts. During the battle, 5 kings and 7 earls were killed. Along with a bishop.

[Freelance Warrior]

Nice job! Please write more often and more, you always bring a good laugh.

[James C. Bennett]

I’ve always suspected that this is the work of someone who’s found an ingenious way to improve his skills in the English language.

[buccaneer81]

By today, Malmö is 25% Muslim. But the influence of Islam is actually being held back:

Keep trying to fool yourself, WC. At 25%, it's a lost cause.

[spetznaz]

Since Sweden is getting a huge Moslem influx, maybe Western Culture should pick an Islamic name. I recommend 'Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf,' the former Iraqi information minister.

The other (better known) name for Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is Baghdad Bob:

Next week - 'What would happen if the Asteroid that killed the Dinosaurs had impacted on Stockholm.' (In StereoVision 3D) Something along the lines of the energies from the Large Haldron Collider being tapped to create cosmic matter manipulation that turns the incoming rock to Lutfisk, and then miniature blackholes inside the (now lutfisk) asteroid teleport it to Valhalla or maybe Fólkvangr where the Valkyries may feast of lye-smeared fish.

(Past - ACTUAL - threads by Western include: 'Quality of life in India, East LA and Stockholm' ; 'How to break the backbone of an enemy' ; 'In Swedish schools, kids can listen to iPods and use mobiles in class' ; 'Understanding the Social Democratic collapse - Europe is more intelligent than USA)' ; 'Why won't American, German, Japanese, British and French economy grow by 5% this year?' ; and my favorite 'what would happen if Russia attacked Paris, London and Stockholm with nuclear weapons' and 'The moment of truth - Should the Western World invade Russia?' where he claims pretty little Sweden can invade Russia and win all by itself (exact post #9: 'Sweden can defeat Russia.' and #14 'A coming Swedish attack on Russia will not involve rapes or such barbarianism.' He actually sees Sweden marching and taking over Russia when they cannot even solve their immigrant problem).

Western Culture must be a 15 year old boy.

[buccaneer81]

LOL!

[Darksheare]

Just gotta bash America there, dontcha?

[Darksheare]

That’s what they said in upper New York state, and then some guy cut off his wife’s head, and let’s not mention the honor killings.
You still have those, right?

[Darksheare]

JAS 39 radar cross section: Buzzard.
Raptor rdar cross section: .177 pellet.

Subs that don’t have anything bigger than a conventional weapon cannot by nature ‘take out’ St. Petersburg.

200 years?
Funny, wasn’t World War 2 a little over sixty years ago?

[Darksheare]

Sweden was under German influence during WW2 by the way.
Might want to brush up on your history some.

[Freelance Warrior]

Western Culture must be a 15 year old boy.

He mentioned once that he had been working at a Volvo assembling factory, what is impossible for a teenager in a socialist state. That's why I guess the reason is Absolut.

[spetznaz]

Nah ...can’t be just Absolut. Even an inubriated person wouldn’t come up with some of those thread ideas. I still maintain teen, around 14-15 ...after all, I could just as easily say I worked at a Volvo assembly factory. ;)

[varon]

According to legend, the medieval tribes of the Rus were so despairing of their lawlessness and fractiousness that they sent a delegation to invite the Vikings in to rule over them and unify them intro the first Russian state.

Hmmmm, history does repeat itself. The Vikings, did then what the USA is doing now, bringing law & order to areas where chaos reins. I'm wondering if the Vikings used the purple finger thing or just knocked heads?

[Darksheare]

Considering how they knock the US, I bet they follow the “comic” stylings of “humon”.
http://humon.deviantart.com/

[kronos77]

“The Russians and later on Stalin failed to gain access to the Seven Seas thanks to Sweden and Finland - and the Talibans will fail to gain access to Afghanistan because of us.”

1. Have you guys actually won a war against Russians like.. EVER?
2. Finns gave Soviets hard time- but lost eventually. And again one year later Finns attacked Soviets- and lost again.
3. If your name is SVEN and your kids names are MUHAMMAD and FATIMA that means that sending Swedish troops to Afghanistan is just silly waste of money.

[pobeda1945]