My own Research at the Livermore Laboratories of Meta-Proctology (Livermore Falls, Maine, not that scam outfit in California) have proven beyond a shadow of scientific doubt that Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. hasn't a drop of Italian blood.*
It's French. Our POTUS, is, By the Grace of God
My research has been pierre-reviewed.
* That isn't to say he hasn't ingested some due to undercooked veal at Luigi's Place. Copies of my work are available on DVD that can be played on Amiga computers. Send $16,000 EU and a SASE to me at this address.
My own Research at the Livermore Laboratories of Meta-Proctology (Livermore Falls, Maine, not that scam outfit in California) have proven beyond a shadow of scientific doubt that Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. hasn’t a drop of Italian blood.*
What do you mean! His name ends in a vowel. And I heard the Presidential limousine has a “Mafia staff car-Keepa U hands off” license plate
Ah! Meta-Proctologists of the World, shake your money maker!
I like your DVD scam,,, errrr,, scheme. I may have to incorporate it.
Do you know our esteemed colleague, Ben Dover?
By the way,,,, BIG celebration this evening as Voyager celebrates 25 years since Uranus visit!