My own Research at the Livermore Laboratories of Meta-Proctology (Livermore Falls, Maine, not that scam outfit in California) have proven beyond a shadow of scientific doubt that Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. hasn’t a drop of Italian blood.*
What do you mean! His name ends in a vowel. And I heard the Presidential limousine has a “Mafia staff car-Keepa U hands off” license plate
I see. And he did run with The Chicago Mob. Very interesting. We will give him the acid test. Will he leave the gun and take the cannoli?