Posted on 12/30/2010 1:54:16 PM PST by Nachum
The Recession hits everybody.....
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
LOL
bfl?
Banned for Life?
Big Fat Liar?
Bass Fishing League?
Body for Life?
Times are tough when you see your nieghbor kicking a can down the street; when asked what he is doing...he says I’m moving.
Times are so tough that...
...Obama only spent 1.5 million on his Hawaii vacation so far.
Times are so tough I saw a liberal with his hand in his own pocket.
Times are so tough I saw a liberal politician sign up for their own welfare program.
I’m so broke I can’t even pay attention.
bump
If we had some ham we could have ham and eggs if we had some eggs.
I’m so broke my farts don’t even have a cent!
Times are sooooo tough that we cut holes in our son’s pockets on Christmas eve so he’d have something to play with.
Great post.
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