DUmmie FUnnies 12-22-10 (Solstice plus Eclipse bigger deal to Moonbats than the "C" word)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 22, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[crazyhorse691]

I’ve already had two major self-realizations since the eclipse. Amazing! They were both heavy.

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Reading it isn’t as nearly mind numbing as actually hearing a group of these things taking about it. I thought it would be fun to taunt them, but, then I remembered that it isn’t safe to provoke those with mental illness.

[RatsDawg]

“I believe this total lunar eclipse is a sign. To interpret the sign is for someone more intelligent than I.”

Is there a Bill Engvall joke in there somewhere?

[luvie]

In "lou" of a Stonehenge in DUmmieland....

....the magic ceramic circle will have to do
for their lunar-atic worship! :)

[mikrofon]

I generally don't use totems (unless you consider a fire a totem) or dance unless there's a really good drummer, but I do lie naked on the ground to gather the energies I perceive. . . .

DU's "Little Drummer Boy"

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Merry Christmas, everyone. Once again, the DUmmies acknowledge the What, not the Who that made it all possible.

[alarm rider]

“Uncle Wind, blow on us and clear our driveways”.

OK, that was funny, I blew a bit of adult beverage on the ol’ screen.

Happy Christmas everyone, blessings to you all.

[Charles Henrickson]

Once again, the DUmmies acknowledge the What, not the Who that made it all possible.

"They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen." --Romans 1:25

[bray]

And there are people who don’t believe liberalsim is a cult.

Merry Christmas

[pillut48]

"black fractal tubes"

RACIST!!!!!!!

Gerbils also get the winter blues

Oh, dear, I'm afraid to touch this one, now that DADT has been repealed!!! :-O

Instant CHRISTMAS classic, Charles!! God bless you and yours this holiday season and in the coming new year! :-)

[pillut48]

Thank you, I just spit my apple jacks all over my monitor, LOL. :-)

[Roscoe Karns]

Winter Solstice + Lunar Eclipse

+ Double Rainbow all the way!!!

[pillut48]

You got a problem with me being the center of the universe???
/liberal memespeak

[Incorrigible]

Merry Christmas Charles!

[pillut48]

ROFL! Uncle Wind and Cousin Log are a formidable team!

I think they hang out in the men's bathroom a lot, don't they? Breaking wind and dropping...um, things that splash?? ;-)

[pillut48]

[Roscoe Karns]

I thought Uncle Wind and Cousin Log were part of the MSNBC prime time line-up.

[cripplecreek]

Sorry DUmmies. My red rainbow trumps your shadow.

[pillut48]

No, no, no, you’re mistaking Uncle Blowhard (Olby) and Cousin Tingly LEG (Chrissy) for Uncle Wind and Cousin Log! ;-)

[Yardstick]

[Hee! Hee! Good one!]

One of DUFU's best features is that each "Hee" gets its own exclamation point. It's definitely better that way.

[submarinerswife]

Uncle Wind, blow on us and clear our driveways

You always crack me up, Charles.