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Pundit Denounces Tax Compromise
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 11 December 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/11/2010 5:26:28 PM PST by John Semmens

MSNBC’s Keith Olberman came out against the President’s compromise tax package calling it “fundamentally wrong and misguided.”

“What are the rich going to do with the taxes they don’t have to pay?” Olberman asked. “They’re not going to spend it. They’ve already got more than they can spend. They’re probably going to put it into stocks and bonds. This doesn’t help the economy at all.”

“It’s unemployment compensation that really drives the economy,” Olberman contended. “Virtually every dollar we pump into unemployment benefits is spent—generating income for vendors of goods and services throughout the economy. We need to get more people on unemployment for longer periods if we want to get out of this recession. So here’s my pitch: make the benefits permanent and make people who quit their jobs eligible. As more people receive and spend unemployment benefits the stimulation of the economy will be profound.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: raxes; satire; stimulus; unemployment

1 posted on 12/11/2010 5:26:32 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

This guy must have been hit on the head with a stupid stick when he was very young.


2 posted on 12/11/2010 5:29:30 PM PST by basil (It's time to rid the country of "Gun Free Zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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To: John Semmens

You sure this one’s satire, ‘cause it sure sounds like something he’d think up?


3 posted on 12/11/2010 5:29:35 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet ("You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body." CS Lewis)
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To: John Semmens

“It’s unemployment compensation that really drives the economy,”

LOL! What a maroon. So if everybody in America was unemployed and receiving unemployment checks we’d be the richest country in world!


4 posted on 12/11/2010 5:30:02 PM PST by PhilosopherStone1000
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To: John Semmens
Short memories, Clinton added a tax to luxury boats and cars.

Results workers lost their jobs.

Result Clinton repealed the tax.

5 posted on 12/11/2010 5:30:30 PM PST by scooby321
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To: John Semmens

Great job, John, of taking the concept of unemployment benefits having positive economic effect to its logical conclusion.


6 posted on 12/11/2010 5:31:38 PM PST by downtownconservative (Imam Obama has now noticed he has no clothes. His response? "That infidel Bush stole my clothes".)
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To: basil

I think that his mom must have suffered a severe shock when pregnant with him.


7 posted on 12/11/2010 5:32:34 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: John Semmens

Olberman


8 posted on 12/11/2010 5:32:38 PM PST by FrankR (Don't let the bastards wear you down!)
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To: John Semmens

Oops. Satire. Works though cause Olberdummy really is that stupid.


9 posted on 12/11/2010 5:32:49 PM PST by PhilosopherStone1000
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To: John Semmens

This has to be his oral orfice doing the talking, his rectal orfice has a great deal more native good sense.

The sphere of all-encompassing stupidity can expand to truly infinite proportions, as it is completely impervious to any intelligent discussion.

Keith Olbermann is a closet racist, taking such a critical view of the President. After all, isn’t ANY criticism of the charismatic leader of the peoples racist at its core?


10 posted on 12/11/2010 5:43:25 PM PST by alloysteel ("If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.")
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To: John Semmens

I’m sure you heard McDermott,”Just how much money do people need, how much is enough?”(as close as I recall) on FOX this am. Satire must be getting increasingly difficult. Yours is great as usual.


11 posted on 12/11/2010 5:44:46 PM PST by JimSEA
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To: John Semmens

Hey gubmint, give me more money. I promise I will spend it.


12 posted on 12/11/2010 5:49:14 PM PST by ProudFossil
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To: John Semmens

I just had a thought. Maybe MSNBC should cut Oysterman’s salary back to the level where he would spend it all. That should make both of them very happy.


13 posted on 12/11/2010 5:50:34 PM PST by ProudFossil
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To: John Semmens

Don’t think it is possible to satirize Olberman, there is nothing too strange to say that he wouldn’t say.


14 posted on 12/11/2010 5:50:34 PM PST by Lucius Cornelius Sulla ('“Our own government has become our enemy' - Sheriff Paul Babeu)
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To: Farmer Dean
I think that his mom must have suffered a severe shock when pregnant with him.

No, I think she tried to abort him and it failed.

15 posted on 12/11/2010 5:51:54 PM PST by ProudFossil
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To: scooby321
"Short memories, Clinton added a tax to luxury boats and cars. Results workers lost their jobs. Result Clinton repealed the tax."

Presidents can't add or repeal a tax. Only Congress (initiated in the House) can do that.

16 posted on 12/11/2010 5:54:31 PM PST by YHAOS (you betcha!)
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To: FrankR

Lincoln or Twain?


17 posted on 12/11/2010 6:21:00 PM PST by perplyone
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To: John Semmens
As more people receive and spend unemployment benefits the stimulation of the economy will be profound.

100% unemployment will be Nirvana. Psyche! But I do look forward to Olberfagg joining the ranks of the prosperous non-working.

18 posted on 12/11/2010 9:21:19 PM PST by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
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