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Obama Joke of the Day - December 8
Useful Info Nation ^ | 12/8/2010 | Thomas Bryan

Posted on 12/08/2010 9:12:38 AM PST by toma29

Why is Obama fighting behind the scenes to get DADT repealed before Christmas?

Because if it doesn't happen, there won't be any fruitcakes at the White House "holiday" party.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: christmas; dadt; joke; obama

1 posted on 12/08/2010 9:12:48 AM PST by toma29
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To: toma29

Did you hear he plans to morph Christmas with Easter this year- and sell it as economics? Not only will they get a twofur— but they will be able to skip the TSA pat-downs if their flight is a short hop.


2 posted on 12/08/2010 9:19:24 AM PST by StonyBurk (ring)
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To: toma29

Please stop....

You’re not funny


3 posted on 12/08/2010 9:27:26 AM PST by Mr. K ('Profiling' you would be worse than grabbing your balls!)
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To: Mr. K

Free country, my recovering liberal friend. I see you moved the “...” today. Someday you’ll get the punctuation correct.


4 posted on 12/08/2010 9:39:56 AM PST by toma29 (Isn't repeating the same comment over and over a sign of insanity? Or liberalism?)
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To: toma29

Yeah, you are free to look stupid- if you like

but this is NOT a free forum- it is OWNED by JimRob and I hope he has the sense to stop you from posting before you bring down the level here with your stupid silly juvenile attempts at ‘humor’


5 posted on 12/08/2010 9:56:18 AM PST by Mr. K ('Profiling' you would be worse than grabbing your balls!)
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To: Mr. K

You mean bring down the level here with your DailyKos-type comments? You’re the only FReeper who makes disparaging comments about my Obama Jokes of the Day. Are you a closet Obama lover? Is any Obama joke funny to you? And who cares if you think it’s silly or juvenile? You don’t get to decide to stop me. It’s in the Bloggers & Personal section, by the way, and I checked with the moderator first. If you want hard news, stick with News/Activism. If you’ll check, I’ve been doing this almost daily for over three months. And guess what? You read most of them and make your comments. Says a lot about your decision making.


6 posted on 12/08/2010 10:08:11 AM PST by toma29 (I'm afraid I'll look stupid to people online who I'll never meet.)
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To: Admin Moderator

Are my Obama Jokes of the Day appropriate in the Humor section of Bloggers & Personal?


7 posted on 12/08/2010 10:11:40 AM PST by toma29 (I'm afraid I'll look stupid to people online who I'll never meet.)
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To: toma29

I guess trying to prevent someone from doing themselves harm is a bad thing to you.

By all means, feel free to continue your moronic ‘jokes’

How about making one that has ‘peep pee’ or ‘ca ca’ in it next time. I am sure you would find that a laff riot.

I wouldn’t, because I love Obama.

That’s the only logical explanation because:
1)I read a dumb joke (the next in a painful series of them)
2)I tell the author he is not funny
3)he replies that I MUST LOVE OBAMA!!!

You’re obviously as brilliant as your jokes!


8 posted on 12/08/2010 10:18:23 AM PST by Mr. K ('Profiling' you would be worse than grabbing your balls!)
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To: toma29

How many members of Obama’s family does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


9 posted on 12/08/2010 10:19:02 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Incandescent or CF?


10 posted on 12/08/2010 10:21:44 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: Mr. K

You’re obviously as brilliant as someone who hits himself on the head with a hammer each day knowing he’s not going to like it. Then he complains to the hammer when it hurts. I know you can’t be reading these because you’re a glutton for punishment.

Can it be that you just like to leave comments because you’re not creative enough to come up with something other than “Please... Stop. You’re not Funny.”?

I’ll keep posting. And you’ll keep reading and making that silly comment. Who’s making himself look stupid? Name one comedian who never wrote several jokes that bombed. I’m not afraid of failure even when people like you try to “save” me from it.

Btw, would you deny that you’re a recovering liberal with a tinge of nanny elitism still left over?


11 posted on 12/08/2010 10:32:11 AM PST by toma29 (Quick! Somebody save me from myself!)
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To: Keith in Iowa

How many incandescent light bulbs does it take to screw the first family?


12 posted on 12/08/2010 10:37:04 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

According to them it only takes one to screw up the environment. I wonder what they’ll do when Congress repeals the upcoming ban on them.


13 posted on 12/08/2010 10:42:46 AM PST by toma29 (Quick! Somebody save me from myself!)
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To: toma29

ok doo doo head

no YOU are!


14 posted on 12/08/2010 10:47:03 AM PST by Mr. K ('Profiling' you would be worse than grabbing your balls!)
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To: toma29

Yes they are.

Just pay close attention to the content so we don’t have to pull any of them again.


15 posted on 12/08/2010 12:18:47 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: toma29

The Obama Whithouse is full of fruitcakes - full time!


16 posted on 12/11/2010 11:42:01 AM PST by HardStarboard (I'm sure George and Dick had quiet smiles while watching the election results!)
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