Posted on 12/04/2010 8:02:14 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
For the past two years, the former half-term governor of Alaska has been crammed down our throats via the most cunning PR campaign in political history. Let the sheeple in medialand and the blogospheres stay on top of their mountaintops bleating “We Can’t Quit You Sarah!”—— I’m coming down. It is time to put Grizzly Mama in hibernation during the holiday season by pledging to “Keep December Free of All Things Palin.”
Now that Baby Mama Bristol has failed in her hope to (exact quote)“give a big middle finger to everyone in America that hates my mother and hates me” by winning Dancing with the Stars, the Quitter from Wasilla has fallen back on an expedient.
Big Mama Sarah has, of all things, signed off for her daughter to do an abstinence Public Service Announcement with Mike“The Situation” Sorrentino of MTV’s Jersey Shore and DWTS. That oughta keep the Palin name in the public spotlight!
A new book, a stint as a Fox News contributor, and a “reality” show on TLC: None of that can provide enough exposure for Dame Sarah. What's next? A Potty Training video for Patriot Babies? A Freedom Fighter app for iPad?
Most likely, Sarah will resort to one of her tried and true tactics: hurling a venomous tweet at the President, submitting some snarky Facebook rant about her valiant fight to restore our freedom, or merely (fallback scenario) repeating — and often mangling — hand-me-down GOP talking points in a TV interview.
Above all, she will monopolize as many news cycles as she can to transform her own gaffes into cases of being attacked and maligned by those nasty Liberals. The guilt-trip media will take the bait and allow her to manufacture yet another controversy that can keep her in the public eye for another day.
While all of her self-promotion tactics have been masterful, Palin’s real accomplishment has been to manipulate the Beltway hacks on cable news and talk radio——Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Chris Matthews and others — into a daily discussion of every bit of minutiae stemming from her manufactured controversies. Before we know it, the country has had yet another conversation about what’s up with Sarah foisted on it.
Although she craves to be taken seriously, Sarah Palin is nothing more than a walking media contrivance — the Paris Hilton of politics, famous for being famous. Is she a contendah or a pretendah? Or merely America’s biggest teasah?
Until and unless she gets dead serious about seeking the nomination for President (gulp!), we should tune her out or turn her off.
You, too, can join the effort to ignore Sarah Palin this month. It's easy! Just go to facebook.com and sign on to this premise: “Let’s Keep the Month of December Free of All Things Palin”.
If anything is being “crammed down our throat” it is the failure of Barry Obama. They know it and can’t do a damn thing about it. That POS socialist cannot be defended so they turn their fangs out to the competition.
Awww Cheri the Presstitute is all wee weed up with liberal nightmares of President Palin.
Sarah 2012 !
Sounds like the leftnuts got their memo. They’ve tricked themselves into doing something good for a change.
Wow....she even looks like a rat. A rat that can eat cheese through a picket fence no less.....
These people are SO worried.
These people are SO worried.
good post
Agreed. These fixations by liberals are pathological.
No wonder Jealousy is one of the deadly sins.. This woman is so full of hate it oozes from this article... Where is the BARF ALERT!
Also she Quicker in getting her words out, then any politician in the last 50 years, this is a sign she says what she believes!
Finally, someone who tells the Truth,
She a woman, some seems to think a women can’t run this country, that’s another reason why she needs to be the first women President!
She would do a lot to hurt men having sex with men lifestyle,
Normal would be back in again!
That’s probably the biggest reason that the anti Palin freepers keeping spurring out all the same negatives Reagan lived with, yes, our token liberal democrat Trolls and with their sick lifestyle)!
I wonder if “pissant” is a LOG CABIN REPUBLICAN?
Now his name makes sense!
Sarah Palin Obama is nothing more than a walking media contrivance.
True. Her site is likely receiving a lot of hits, not to mention the attention she’s getting here.
I'm picturing a little kid with his fingers in his ears saying, "Nah, nah, nah, I can't hear you!"
OT: I just got the opportunity to watch the last Palin's Alaska (from last Sunday) and it was really interesting. I didn't know a thing about life in Alaska---me being a CA/TX girl---and I find it fascinating!
It's more informative than "reality tv" IMO.
That is offensive.
Writing an article about not writing about Governor Sarah Palin? Guess she doesn't see the irony.I guess it's normal for The Obsessed not to know that they are obsessed. But they are, of course, as this hack clearly shows.
One of the other ironies, this no-name talentless hack calling Limbaugh a hack. Now that's rich.
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