Obama Joke of the Day - November 24

Useful Info Nation ^ | 11/24/2010 | Thomas Bryan

[toma29]

To prove he's more empathetic than any president in history, Obama will show the world how much he cares about animals by pardoning not one buttwo turkeys today.

In keeping with his usual technique of creating platitude-filled productions that wind up having an opposite effect, after the cameras leave, Reverend Wright will arrive to g@ddam the turkeys Obama and his family will be eating.

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[Mr. K]

please ... stop

you’re not funny

and blog pimping is frowned upon here

[null and void]

It’s in Bloggers & Personal.

Why do you suppose there is even a a forum called Bloggers & Personal, hmmmmm?

[KarlInOhio]

A real blog pimper would require people to go to his website to see the punchline.

[toma29]

No ... I won’t stop.

And at least my unfunny jokes are my own creation and not retreads from presidents past.

And it is entirely acceptable for me to leave a link at the end of my post provided I post the entire entry. I cleared that with the moderator months ago.

Here’s a joke for you:

What’s worse than a liberal who lets Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck live inside his head rent free?

A wannabe FReeper moderator who lets bloggers live inside his head rent free because he doesn’t understand the difference between News/Activism and Bloggers & Personal.

I accept the fact that the joke may not be funny. I’m not afraid of failure.

[toma29]

Is this the blog pimp frown?

[null and void]

Doesn’t he need a floppy hat, gold chains, a long coat and platform shoes to be a pimp?

[toma29]

If they think my jokes are bad, they don’t want to see my foray into Photoshopping.

[null and void]

If you think my driving is bad,
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you should see me putt...

[sausageseller]

Post is COMPLETELY within FRs rules!

[Syncro]

Using titillating words prime in you vocabulary such as “pimp” to denigrate the bloggers form here at Free Republic is childish and meaningless.

FreeperBeaters posting on blogs just to complain is what is frowned upon here

[Bon mots]

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton went in to see Obama in the Oval Office and
said, "I have bad news... 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an ambush in Iraq today."

Baraq 0bama frowned and made a concerned look while surreptitiously scanning
the room for a teleprompter... he replied to Hillary, "Please remind me, how many
is a brazillion?"

[Bon mots]

If they think my jokes are bad, they don’t want to see my foray into Photoshopping.

Feel free to steal mine...