Posted on 11/23/2010 7:17:47 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine
or at least grope you!
I’ve been wondering about this lately.
My toaster has been laughing at me, and sometimes even tells me to do things... Bad things.
Lol...that’s funny stuff....darn those evil toasters....
The world is going to hell in a hand basket and I now have to worry about my toaster ... to large to comprehend. ;-)
It’s the damn Chinese. They are out to get us with toasters now.
Quick! Quick!
Your children may be at risk.
Permits and yearly renewal fees are in order as well as government mandated classes that teach us how to properly use a toaster.
The lives we can save.
The money we’ll rake in!
My Toaster always burns the bread so may be something to it.....
Smartphones, why not smarttoasters?
The toaster in your kitchen is nowhere near as dangerous as the one on the edge of your bath tub. I keep a real close eye on that one.
I have been wanting a toaster. I was planning on asking Santa to bring me one for Christmas, thank goodness I read this article. You may have saved my life Jack!
Be sure to stand barefoot in a puddle of water.
I had a nice shiney toaster once. Sort of expensive too. It matched the microwave, stove, oven, fridge and dish-washer. It brought the whole kitchen together.
Then I forced some home sliced bread which was too thick down into it. Toasted it real nice. But after that, it would not lock down to toast. Even when I held it down myself, it would not heat up. I became hysterical. If my wife were to find out what I had done to the harmonics of her kitchen...
I tried to take it apart and fix it myself, but all of the screws were propriatary and I had nothing that would work to undo a single one. So I did the next best thing: I threw it away and bought a cheap discolored replacement at Wallyworld. Plugged it in, stuck in some bread, worked the lever, and...
It would not stick down. Imagine the odds of buying a toaster that was broke the same way the first really expensive toaster was...
Then it dawned on my to try another outlet. Oh crap, trash day was yesterday...
They can have my toaster when they pry it from my toast eating hand!
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