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To: Jack Hydrazine

I have been wanting a toaster. I was planning on asking Santa to bring me one for Christmas, thank goodness I read this article. You may have saved my life Jack!


14 posted on 11/23/2010 7:30:28 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Ditter
Relax, and enjoy your toast! This story only applies to electric toasters.

Ask Santa for one of these, which even works during power outages!

Sure, it only toasts one side at a time, but at least it won't electo9cute you.

Of course, if you're more interested in toasting your buns, rather than your brad, then you may need one of these:


56 posted on 11/23/2010 11:03:28 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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