I have been wanting a toaster. I was planning on asking Santa to bring me one for Christmas, thank goodness I read this article. You may have saved my life Jack!
Ask Santa for one of these, which even works during power outages!
Sure, it only toasts one side at a time, but at least it won't electo9cute you.
Of course, if you're more interested in toasting your buns, rather than your brad, then you may need one of these: