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DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-10 (DUmmies up in ARMS over Olbermann suspension!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/05/2010 9:51:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS! The DUmmies are up in ARMS over the Olbermann suspension! In case you haven't heard, MSDNC, the most left-leaning media outlet there has been since Pravda and Isvestia were in their prime--MSDNC has suspended Keith "KOuntdown" Olbermann for violating his contract. You see, Keithie donated to Democrat-politician guests on his show without clearing that first with his employer. That's a no-no, per the contract he agreed to, and so KO is out the door.

BTW, I don't usually watch the cable news channels, but Tuesday night I watched the election coverage on the Fox News Channel, while flipping over occasionally to MSDNC. It was UNBELIEVABLE the outright--outleft?--blatant bias of MSDNC! Their main panel consisted of Keith "KOokie" Olbermann, Chris "The Thrill" Matthews, Lawrence "Lawrence of Insania" O'Donnell, and Rachel "Mancow" Maddow--all white males, please note. And all EXTREME, hardcore, unhappy leftists--openly hostile, arrogant and belligerent, toward any Republican guest. But it was SO extreme, it was actually, unintentionally, entertaining!

Well, now Karma has come back to bite Keithie in the butt. And the DUmmies are OUTRAGED!! This only PROVES that MSDNC--"their" supposed progressive news channel--is just another corporate-media arm of the Fascist Regime Ruling All Things. Right now DUmmieland is abuzz about Olbiegate, lots of threads to choose from. We'll go with this THREAD "Keith Olbermann SUSPENDED From MSNBC Indefinitely Without Pay."

So grab your forks and pitchtorches and let us sample the fury, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, still amazed at the unbelievable bias and belligerence of MSDNC's election-night coverage, is in the [brackets]:

Keith Olbermann SUSPENDED From MSNBC Indefinitely Without Pay

[NO!! It can't be! Not our KEITH! Not our MSDNC!]

"I became aware of Keith's political contributions late last night. Mindful of NBC News policy and standards, I have suspended him indefinitely without pay," MSNBC president Phil Griffin said in a statement. . . . While NBC News policy does not prohibit employees from donating to political candidates, it requires them to obtain prior approval from NBC News executives before doing so. . . . it was Olbermann's failure to obtain approval, and not the actual political donations, that prompted the suspension. . . . The move . . . represents a major development in the relationship between Griffin and Olbermann, who once told the New Yorker, "Phil thinks he's my boss."

[Phil Griffin, WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!]

Holy Cow!

[Holy KO!]

This is OUTRAGEOUS. . . . I'm PISSED.

[I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!]

KO comes back or I am done with them.

[They're dead to me.]

The decision to suspend Keith Olbermann over failing to ask permission to make political contributions is ludicrous. Such a policy treats MSNBC's very professional staff as though they were little children, having to "go ask mommy". . . .

[A contract Li'l Keithie willingly signed.]

MSNBC, while it does have MORE well educated hosts and ones who are willing to speak out about the LIES of FAUX NEWS, the bottom line is this...THEY ARE STILL BIG CORPORATIST! Be afraid, be very afraid. . . .

[First they came for Olbermann. . . .]

THIS IS WAR! OK....I've had it....this is the last straw....DO NOT sit idly by while a mega-corporation sh*ts on Keith Olbermann -- one of the greatest journalists and political commentators of our time. . . . It's time to RISE UP, Democrats. STAND UP to this injustice! THROW OFF THE SHACKLES OF YOUR CORPORATE MASTERS AND STOP BEING SLAVES!

[Keith, YOU can be our Moses and TELL old Pharaoh, "Let my People GO!" SPEAK TRUTH TO POWWWERRRR!!!!!!!]

At FOX it is called tithing.

[Hee! Hee! That's actually FUnnie!]

They'll change their minds. He brings in way too many viewers for them to let him go.

[Literally DOZENS!]

Keith can go on the internet and make speeches.

[With Alan Grayson! Audience in the FIVES!]

Keith is not married. . . .

[Hmm, I wonder why. I've heard he has "problems."]

Boycott?

[NOT ONE D*MN VIEWER! . . . Wait a minute. How could they tell?]

Boycott Maddow's show? The only decent news on tv? No.

[Well, so much for bold action.]

Might this be the start of Olbermann's political career?

[OLBERMANN 2012]

NBC will almost certainly bring him back after making him sit in the corner for a bit.

[Oh, darn, there goes our martyr!]

They are coming for DU already. I can sense it.

[Someone's spidey-sense is tingling!]

I guess a privately held company can do whatever they want, and their employees just have to bow down and take it.

[NO!! MAD AS HELL! NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!]

United Slaves of America. Time to revolt!

[The DUmmies are revolting!]

it's in the contract he signed. It may be wrong, but he agreed to it.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

KO has a contract with NBC. KO broke the terms of that contract. NBC is exercising, for whatever reason, their rights under the contract they have with KO. KO therefore has no legal recourse. May seem unfair but this is what KO agreeded to and he has no one to blame other than himself.

[LOUSY FREEPER FACIST!!!]

Anyone know what It's like to live in Costa Rica? I need a new country to move to.

[What's wrong with Cuba or Venezuela? Maybe Keith will go with you--he'd fit right in with their free media there. How do you say "Countdown" in Spanish?]

MSNBC was pretty stupid to suspend a golden goose like Keith.

[I think of him more as a common loon.]

Oh, this angers me so much!!

[I may have to utter an obscenity! (Huh, wha?)]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; msnbc; olbermann
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To: Charles Henrickson
OK. Which of you Freeper trolls posted this on that thread:

If he went on Al Jazeera English he'd get a global audience Updated at 5:07 AM

I'd love that as I can't get MSNBC where I live and it would encourage more people in the US to watch AJ English.

21 posted on 11/05/2010 10:12:48 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Worst. Post-Racial. And Post-Partisan. Agent Of Hope And Change. EVER.)
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Let Keith go or the libtard gets it!


22 posted on 11/05/2010 10:13:53 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

That wouldn’t surprise me.

In that case, they’d be more of a danger to themselves.

Apologies to little girls....


23 posted on 11/05/2010 10:15:54 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Surely they can not be writing this about the loon know as Keithie Oberdork? I’ve often wondered if he was serious or if this was just a character to entertain with? He always sounded like he was trying to inpersonate a newsman from the old time radio of the 1940’s to me and failing badly at it I note.


24 posted on 11/05/2010 10:21:24 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Charles Henrickson

They’re boycotting everything Republican now. :)

When the Keefy news hit, I nearly DIED laughing.

What a sweet week !!

BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!


25 posted on 11/05/2010 10:21:33 PM PDT by Jacktown
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To: Darkwolf377
The Bold Progressives.Org Have over 135k signatures to bring back Olbey. Should be interesting!
26 posted on 11/05/2010 10:22:23 PM PDT by hope
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To: hope

135 thousand? They must have gotten a signature from everyone who’s ever watched this show...


27 posted on 11/05/2010 10:24:47 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ( Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy! --E. Cartman)
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To: mylife

I don’t care if that is male or female that is one fugly person. ICK!


28 posted on 11/05/2010 10:26:19 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Question Liberal Authority
Too bad they don't have guns. What are they going to fight with - arugula and energy efficient light bulbs?

They've got all that Obamna swag that's selling at discount prices. They can pelt their foes with thousands of those Obama bobblehead dolls.

29 posted on 11/05/2010 10:26:23 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ( Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy! --E. Cartman)
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To: mylife

“Boy, I sure do love watching The Yelling Channel!”


30 posted on 11/05/2010 10:27:48 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ( Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy! --E. Cartman)
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To: Army Air Corps
Top 10.

Definately!

31 posted on 11/05/2010 10:29:31 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Cementjungle

I do love how everything is WAR for them except for actually defending the nation against Jihadi whackdoodles.


32 posted on 11/05/2010 10:33:09 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think its some sort of publicity stunt to turn Oberdork into a martyr


33 posted on 11/05/2010 10:37:00 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: Question Liberal Authority
Too bad they don't have guns. What are they going to fight with - arugula and energy efficient light bulbs?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (coming up for more air...)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

34 posted on 11/05/2010 10:47:50 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: hope

I’ll bet some of them voted (signed?!) more than once! ;-)


35 posted on 11/05/2010 10:56:18 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: Jacktown

Me too, I was driving when I heard and had to pull over I was laughing too hard.

Wow, the DUmmies lose both Grayson and Olberdouche in the same week. Who’s going to tell them what to think now?


36 posted on 11/05/2010 11:15:32 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Liberals are drooling buffoons backed by satanic goons.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They should just go for it: Grayson/Uberdouche 2012!


37 posted on 11/05/2010 11:17:10 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Liberals are drooling buffoons backed by satanic goons.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Anyone know what It's like to live in Costa Rica? I need a new country to move to.

California?

38 posted on 11/06/2010 2:32:27 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Defund National Peoples Radio!! Democrats are for free speech. Just not for you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Well, at first I thought this was Comcast cleaning out their deadwood, but with indications this morning he may be returning soon, I suspect it was as much a publicity stunt as anything...
39 posted on 11/06/2010 5:04:50 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: skr
This appears to be an excuse to replace him and nothing else.

They dumped him from Sunday Night Football. It was only time before they severed him.

Mel

40 posted on 11/06/2010 5:20:48 AM PDT by grwcfl537 (No M$ products on this network.)
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