Posted on 11/04/2010 6:11:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
It must take some strong drugs for a Democrat to derive any pleasure from the pounding they took on Tsunami Tuesday. But leave it to the members of the Reality-Based Community® to read those repudiating results as an AFFIRMATION of their progressive agenda! Elisabeth Kübler-Ross would classify this as "Denial," I'm guessing, in her Five Stages of Grief.
Among the delusional deniers are DUmmie BanTheGOP with this THREAD, "WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!" and DUmmie Pirate Smile with this THREAD, "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)"
So let us take a visit to the DUmmie FUnnie Farm, where the psychotropically-induced hallucinations are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, are in the [brackets]:
WHAT A GREAT NIGHT! CONGRATULATIONS, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!
[WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! IT'S A CAPITAL FOURTH!!]
Big Winners
Barrack Obama
Harry Reid
David Coons
The Progressive Movement
[Big Winners
Pittsburgh Pirates
Los Angeles Clippers
Detroit Lions
The Cassette Movement]
Big Losers
The Republican Party
Sarah Palin
Rush Limbaugh
Glen Beck
The Tea Party
O'Donnell
Sharron Angle
[Here in Bizarro World, winning am BAD!]
Losers Who Thought They Won
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
[LOOSERS!]
Election Day 2010 was a BANNER day for the Democratic Party. . . .
[More like BRUCE BANNER, when he gets real angry. But you're not there yet, are you, BanTheGOP? You're still in Denial.]
President Obama has put out the most ambitious, most progressive agenda on the line, and progressives won overall because we kept the Senate, and even though we lost the House, we didn't lost it by much.
[The Pittsburgh Pirates didn't lose ALL 162 games!]
Yes, the House was lost.
[Just a flesh wound, a mere trifle!]
But we only lost by 60!
["Hey, that hole in the hull COULD be bigger!" --Captain Smith, RMS Titanic]
Considering many experts, including myself, were predicting up to a HUNDRED seats lost, and you can see that we really GAINED FORTY SEATS. . . .
[The New Math! Or is it the New Meth?]
we will be able to focus our resources into ensuring that 2012 will be our YEAR where we will PERMANENTLY DESTROY THE rEPUBLICAN MOVEMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
[Man, what ARE you smoking!!!]
lets move forward, place the targets SQUARELY on the so called teabagger "winners" and COMMENCE FIRING!! Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, expect to be totally destroyed. By the time WE get done with you, YOU will be in prison for LIFE.
[OR LONGER!]
we will finally rid our society and our planet from the scourge of capitalist, republican oppression.
[OK, DUmmie BanTheGOP, you and your whopping 468 posts, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Are you some kind of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??? You post is SOOOO over the top, I'm guessing you might be MOCKING the DUmmies! But your deep delusion could just be a series traumatic-stress coping mechanism, I suppose. Well, in any case, let's see if anyone agrees with your unbounded optimism . . .]
I applaud your optimism.
[And question your sanity.]
Let's expose the whackos in the House and shut them down.
[News flash: Grayson is OUTTA THERE!]
it's time for Barack to lace up some Made-in-the-U.S.A. steel-toed sh*t-kickers.
{For his Made-in-Indonesia feet.]
There is going to be intense pressure on President Obama because his words and actions are going to set the tone for 2012. I have complete faith in his ability to maneuver through the minefields.
[That explosion on Tuesday night doesn't count.]
Did Prop 19 pass or something? lol! 'cause I want whatever you're smoking!
[BanTheGOP is all weed-weed up!]
I just don't have your enthusiasm, and maybe that's because last night we lost a congressman, senator and governor in my state (PA).
[But there's always your baseball team to get excited about! Go, Pittsburgh Pirates! Next year, we win it all!!]
And the in-fighting here at DU will resume shortly, I'm sure.
[Did it stop? I must have missed that.]
Hey Cleopatra, let me know when you're back from your trip up denial.
[A realist barges in.]
Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)
[Speaking of Pirates, this trip up Denial is from DUmmie Pirate Smile. Please continue, Pirate Smile . . .]
What do I have, rocks in my head?
[YES!! BIG ONES!]
The Republican nominating process is broken
[Two words: Alvin. Greene.]
The West is ours
[But the Midwest, the Upper Plains, the Great Lakes, the Deep South, the Mid-South, Texas, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida . . . Let's not go there.]
Even where we got slaughtered in House districts, we held our own statewide: One commentator called the Midwest "the killing fields" for Democrats. I couldn't think of a more apt description, and it applies to Florida, PA and upstate NY as well. But even still, we ran close statewide races in FL, PA, OH and IL.
[Close, but no Li'l Beaver cigar.]
For those reasons and more, I am PUMPED to be a Democrat today.
[I think someone has been pumping hallucinogenics into your latte.]
President Obama remains relatively popular
[Relative to diphtheria, say.]
The weak are accustomed to looking at everything through loss-tinted glasses. . . . We lost nothing but the weak of our party, and now are numbers are stronger than before. Days of triumph await us!
[Sent from the Führerbunker, April, 1945]
Feingold, Grayson and a lot of other great Progressives went down.
[QUIET! WE LOST NOTHING BUT THE WEAK! DAYS OF TRIUMPH AWAIT US!]
This happy talk reminds me of Hitler telling the German people that their Army was consolidating their victories in April of 1945.
[I am NOT kidding: I wrote that Führerbunker comment BEFORE I saw this post! Hee! Hee!]
And the OP failed to mention we lost ten governors's race and fifteen state legislatures. By objective standards it was the worst night for Democrats since WW ll.
[LA LA LA LA . . . I can't HEEEEEEEEAR you!!]
The weak only have inaction, morning, and dwelling on their own fears.
[Alright, DUmmie Militant_Left, with YOUR whopping 30 posts, I am beginning to suspect YOU are an LFT too! What is this, a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL Convention?]
Right on, onward and upward
[Let's lose some MORE! It am GOOD! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]
This post does nothing but blow sunshine up our asses.
[Where it can join Will Pitt's victory prediction!]
Yeah Im not feeling so bad about tuesday.
[Xanax, take me away!]
Grayson will be back! Hopefully he will run as senator next time. . . .
[YES!!]
Get Marijuana measures everywhere we can. . . .
[Then it won't matter if we win OR lose! DUde!]
Speaking of liberals- I copied this email— POOR STEVE!
Dear MoveOn member,
There’s no sugarcoating it. The election results overall are devastating.
And already, pundits are telling Democrats they “overreached,” and need to be less progressive. Well, here’s our take: Americans needed to see Democrats out there, every day, fighting tooth and nail for regular folks. But too often, on things like the AIG bonus scandal and the foreclosure crisis, they saw corporate lobbyists getting their way while people suffered.
Democrats made genuine and significant progress on issues like health care and Wall Street reform. But the Republicans, Fox, and corporate front groups systematically misled America about all of that. And then those same groups spent hundreds of millions to put Republicans over the top.
Progressive heroes like Russ Feingold, Alan Grayson, and Tom Perriello stood up for everything we believe in. But they were swamped by voter frustration and corporate cash. It sure makes the change we seek seem a long way off.
But when I’m tempted to throw up my hands and walk away, I think of folks like Steve Nathan, an amazing MoveOn volunteer leader in Pennsylvania. Since Steve got laid off months ago, he’s been splitting his time between hunting for a job and helping organize hundreds of other MoveOn members.
Then, two weeks ago, Steve arrived home from four hours out knocking on the doors of Democratic voters to find a foreclosure notice taped to his own door. “I’m in shock and stunned,” he wrote us in an email, apologizing for needing to cut back on his duties. But Steve didn’t cut back—he’s been out knocking on doors and coordinating volunteers almost every day since.
Just like thousands of other MoveOn members who tirelessly canvassed, held house parties, and made calls all year. When I talked to Steve yesterday, he told me that, win or lose, house or no house, he’s not stopping his work for change. “Doing that,” he said, “would mean giving up all hope, and I’ll never do that.”
We can’t either.
Because Steve’s work—and your work—has made a difference. Now millions of people will get health care. Some of the worst Wall Street abuses have been reined in. Billions have been invested in clean energy.
We can’t give up hope because our country is still hurting. And if corporate Republicans and tea partiers have their way, things will get a lot worse.
We can’t stop fighting because we carry in our hearts a vision of Americans coming together to take care of each other and make our country work again. And if we don’t fight for that vision, who will?
Today, we should all take a breath.
Tomorrow we need to get back to work. Our country needs us still.
Thank you—for all you did this year to make change happen, and all you will do to keep up the fight.
–Justin, Aaron, Adam, Amy, Anna, Annie, Carrie, Christopher, Daniel, David, Duncan, Eli, Emily, Gail, Ian, Ilya, Ilyse, Jarred, Joan, Kat, Laura, Lenore, Mariana, Marika, Matthew, Melanie, Michael B., Michael S., Milan, Nick, Nita, Patrick, Perrin, Peter, Randall, Robin, Ryan, Sam, Scott, Stephen, Steven, Susannah, Tim C., Tim G., and Wes
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Hmmm... The newby has quite the vocabulary.
Typical goofy lib. Think good thoughts and everything will be just fine. Think positive and that cancerous tumor won’t survive. Think happy thoughts and your dog won’t die (as in the story I told the other night on FR). Stupid stupid people.
Clearly they set their sights too low. If they had predicted a 240 seat loss, they could have gained 140 seats!
If they keep that up, they ought to be delirious when they get really pounded in 2012.
Next time I have surgery, I want some of what they take.
That’s an unadulterated look into a mentally ill mind.
Someone is off their meds.
Classic masochism...
Just doin' my homework. There are a few gems going tonight as well! It's GOLD!
I'm thinking more along the lines of Demerol. Morphine just dopes you up, but the Demerol makes all the colors so pretty and everything all happy happy joy joy.
>>Eat a bowl of puke, commie weiner..<<
I don’t know how many posts you have in your young FReeper life but this one is a Winner.
Welcome to FR.
Drug induced insanity mixed with swimming in “denial”.
Watch this
http://www.therightscoop.com/glenn-beck-happy-days-are-here-again
They are professional gloaters.
The weak have "morning"? Don't we all have morning? It's a gift from God: just wake up and look out the window and there it is - morning! Or maybe the DUmmie means "mourning." A different thing entirely, although perhaps not so to a DUmmie up all night in mommy's basement eating pizza and posting on the DUmp.
I'm sure there's a clinical definition of this condition.
xultar (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-04-10 03:02 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. I think I'm gonna need Valium as well. I might slap someone.
...or a straight jacket.
BO needs a doobie in his hand to make that picture complete
I’m pumped too! I have a post in the “pumped” thread using my bogus DUmmy account. I’ve hit the big time!!! Hey Mom, guess what? I’m a Lousy Freeper Troll!
Oh boo hoo DUmmie cry babies, trust me I hate you more. So there.
Delusional, deranged or stoned... or all three.
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