Posted on 10/28/2010 10:21:55 AM PDT by Mojave
10. Nobody can stuff a ballot box like Obama can.
9. Did you ever sleep in the Lincoln bedroom?
8. Obama wanna be your Barack-door man.
7. Obama can go down faster than the economy.
6. You want to see my latest stimulus package?
5. Once you go Barack, you'll never go back.
4. I'm so flexible that I can lie in any position.
3. Obama loves Falafels.
2. I'm just too big to fail.
1. You'll scream like Howard Dean.
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