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Barack Obama's Top Ten Pick-Up Lines
The Barack Obama Jokes Website ^ | October 28, 2010 | Hillary Kitten

Posted on 10/28/2010 10:21:55 AM PDT by Mojave

10. Nobody can stuff a ballot box like Obama can.

9. Did you ever sleep in the Lincoln bedroom?

8. Obama wanna be your Barack-door man.

7. Obama can go down faster than the economy.

6. You want to see my latest stimulus package?

5. Once you go Barack, you'll never go back.

4. I'm so flexible that I can lie in any position.

3. Obama loves Falafels.

2. I'm just too big to fail.

1. You'll scream like Howard Dean.

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1 posted on 10/28/2010 10:21:56 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave

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2 posted on 10/28/2010 10:55:45 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: Mojave
"Michelle and I have an understanding."

"Wanna see where Wikileaks come from?"

"Can I Rahm your Emmanuel?"

"You get me all wee wee'd up."

"I don't like bush."

"I'm gonna show you my Axelrod."


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

3 posted on 10/28/2010 11:28:55 AM PDT by The Comedian (Let's see who can punch the softest. You first.)
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