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DUmmie FUnnies 10-28-10 ("F" bombs away! Tsunami Tuesday gets to the DUmmies!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 28, 2010 | DUmmie DainBramaged, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/28/2010 9:37:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson


As we come closer and closer to Tsunami Tuesday, over in DUmmieland the tension is so thick you could cut it with a paper ballot. Naturally, some are buckling under the pressure of the impending doom. So, how are many of the DUmmies coping? By letting fly with CLASSIC, incoherent, foul-mouthed rants at Rethuglicans who aren't there! Witness this THREAD, artfully titled by DUmmie DainBramaged, "F***ING REPUBLICANS YOU ALL SUCK."

It's DUmmie discourse at its finest! So let us gather around the fire at Kamp Kumbaya, where the love speech is in Kampf Fury Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, ready to give his asterisk key a good workout, is in the [brackets]:

F***ING REPUBLICANS YOU ALL SUCK

[ALL CAPS? AW JEEZ, NOT THIS SHIFT AGAIN!]

Impeach Christie, f*** Bohner and the rest, jail McConnell. They all suck, criminals and traitors to America. F*** 'em all.

[Feel the love! Thank you, DUmmie DainBramaged, for that thoughtful post. Now let's go around the campfire and hear from the others . . .]

What you said.

[No, do it right. It's "WHAT YOU F***ING SAID!"]

Yes...the Republicans have devolved into a cesspool of blithering,hateful idiots.

[Feel the irony!]

Yup! You can throw in gun fundies and tea baggers too!

[Throw in ANYONE who wants the government to follow the Constitution!]

My sentiments exactly. And, by the way, the next time they tell us that they are The Party of Family Values, tell them to F*** OFF!!

[Yeah, it's us DEMOCRATS that are The Party of F***ing Family Values! . . . Alright, the Manson Family, but still, it's a family. . . .]

Their voters put up with all kinds of corruption, lies, adultery, sleeping with prostitutes, bearing false witness, stealing, and promoting hatred, division and violence.

[Look up "projection" in your dictionary, and you will find this post.]

F*** 'em and if you're lurking f*** you too stupid traitors. The only first you f***s know is in your pocket.

[Huh, wha-aa??]

Let's not stoop to their level with the name-calling. . . .

[HEY, F*** YOU, YOU STUPID F***! I'll stoop if I want to! In fact, I'm STUCK on stooping!]

Bullsh*t, go lecture someone else. We're here because you nannies won't fight always lecturing us with your crap. Go lecture a Puke.

[Let your lecture go! It's "F" bombs away!]

If you don't like to see name-calling you're at the wrong bus stop!

[Get under the bus!]

This solves nothing and polarizes the debate.

[Who cares?! Tsunami Tuesday is coming, and WE CAN'T F***ING DEAL WITH IT!!!!!]

I don't get the idea of refurbishing the Statue of Liberty, while wanting to build THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA around your entire country. Are you keeping people out, or keeping Americans in?

[Believe me, DUmmie AsahinaKimi, if you want to emigrate to Canada, none of us is going to stop you! And after next Tuesday, I expect to see a LOT of "I'm leaving the country" posts!]

Maybe this is why I am a Democrat.

[Maybe this is why you are going to lose, big-time, on Tsunami Tuesday.]

I have no doubt that the independent (swing) voters are voting Republican this year out of frustration over Obama's inability to speed up the economic recovery.

[O ye of little faith! Don't you BELIEEEEEEEEEVE they'll vote Democratic? Don't you BELIEEEEEEEEEVE the President's Summer of Recovery FIXED the economy? Where is your FAITH??]

Would you agree that they are hateful people? How are you reducing hate in the world by hating them right back? When will the cycle of hatred ever end. . . ?

[STFU! I HATE those who say we shouldn't hate the haters!!]

They interpret our attempts at comity as weakness. . . .

[We interpret your attempts at wiseness as comedy.]

All singing kumbaya with these goons will get us is a boot on our neck.

[Stomp another neck, stomp a neck next to ya . . .]

I have the right to f***ing call out the Pukes whenever I want here.

[Let's see, calling out Republicans on a site called Democratic Underground. . . . I'm trying to measure the effectiveness of this strategy. . . . Alright, carry the 1. . . . OK, that comes to a MINUS 57 on the Scale of Sensibility! Congratulations, DainBramaged, that's a new record!]

You sound miffed, DainBramage...Is it because you are afraid of losing to Republicans again or because you are pissed that Americans seem to be rejecting your world view? Is it a "team sport" loss anger or an anger that your vision is being shoveled into the dust bin of failed ideas...again? Where is your rage rooted?

[Fee, Fi, Fo, FUm! I smell the blood of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

How open and tolerant of you. Clearly tolerance is subjective to you, eh?

[Well, "DUmmie" Organic Warrior, with your 28 posts . . . PREPARE FOR TOMBSTONING!]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Your thin disguise is laughable. . . . And you're gone f***! Garden that teabagger f***. F*** YOU.

[DUmmie DainBramaged TRIUMPHS over the tombstoned teabagger! Enjoy it now, DainBramaged! Tsunami Tuesday is coming!]

Ooooooh, I LOVE it when one of us touches a nerve with the drool cup crowd! So much so that they MUST register and post due to their unmanageable rage...that the truth is against them and all they have are little, hollow lies and tears...lots of tears! Good job DB! You made one mess his/her pants and now they can only read our laughter at their tiny failure at launch!

[Yep, that must leave only, what, about 497 LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS still lurking and posting?]

You might want to make the next cup decaf

[Decaf TEA, which you'll be drinking--nay, drowning in--next Tuesday!]

I'm agnostic, but hope they all FRY IN HELL!!!

[I DON'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!! But if I did, I'd like that damning to hell bit.]

YESSSSSSS ......FINALLY... .COURAGE, REASON, SANITY.....TRUTH.

[Where? I must have missed it!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2010tseanami; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yep, that must leave only, what, about 497 LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS still lurking and posting?

I am still one. I haven't posted lately because I am questioning my ability not to make fun of them until after Tuesday, when they will shut the site down so FReepers can't see the mass suicide.

41 posted on 10/28/2010 10:10:09 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Stay focused and determined. Our destination is NOVEMBER!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh my - they are really coming unglued, aren’t they?


42 posted on 10/28/2010 10:10:28 AM PDT by justsaynomore (We've got some altering and abolishing to do! - Herman Cain)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Great post.

I advise all FReepers to be VERY careful when dealing with libs over the next several weeks. They are becoming unhinged, and some will snap, perhaps violently. Less than two years ago, they were told the Republicans had become a permanent minority. Now, their world is crumbling before their eyes. Be careful out there.

43 posted on 10/28/2010 10:11:09 AM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well it aint like we don’t drop the F bomb on them as well you know.


44 posted on 10/28/2010 10:11:15 AM PDT by Soothesayer9
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm agnostic, but hope they all FRY IN HELL!!!

Today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award™ winner.

45 posted on 10/28/2010 10:11:50 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: nina0113

>>Must...not...gloat...in...office.

Give her a gloat once for me. :) Remember, it only works if you’re 100% unashamed and immune to political correctness.


46 posted on 10/28/2010 10:11:58 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
YESSSSSSS ......FINALLY... .COURAGE, REASON, SANITY.....TRUTH.

That comes next Tuesday.

47 posted on 10/28/2010 10:12:31 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"I don't get the idea of refurbishing the Statue of Liberty, while wanting to build THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA around your entire country. Are you keeping people out, or keeping Americans in?"

I think I might agree with what this DUmmie might be trying to communicate here...

48 posted on 10/28/2010 10:12:33 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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To: Charles Henrickson

Love it! I move that we refer to this Tuesday as Tsuesday .


49 posted on 10/28/2010 10:12:52 AM PDT by Hoboken (truth)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They are stuck on stupid. In fact, DU could be the poster child for it.


50 posted on 10/28/2010 10:13:08 AM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hooboy, that was a good one.

If they could put that amount of energy into getting a job, they might not be so angry.


51 posted on 10/28/2010 10:13:30 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Anti-abortion atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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To: franksolich; Charles Henrickson
A suggestion--if someone has a link explaining how to "screen capture," that link be in a comment on the first edition of the DUmmie FUnnies the morning of November 2, for handy reference for those interested in preserving the history of Skins's island before my fellow alum deletes something.

It might actually be better to use something like Camtasia to just live-record a browser window for a while, and then take still shots from that recording. I expect that posts and deletes will be fast and furious, and if you have to stop and do a lot of still shots, you might miss some goodies.
52 posted on 10/28/2010 10:13:56 AM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: franksolich
if someone has a link explaining how to "screen capture

Assuming you're on a Windows machine, just use ALT+"Print Screen" (the latter button should be up near your function keys F1, F2, ...). That puts it in the clipboard, and you can then paste it into any image program.

53 posted on 10/28/2010 10:16:19 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: nina0113
Must...not...gloat...in...office.

Fixed it.

54 posted on 10/28/2010 10:16:54 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (Hey D. C., tax increases are not spending cuts. Nor do tax cuts constitute increased spending.)
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To: franksolich; Charles Henrickson
if someone has a link explaining how to "screen capture," that link be in a comment on the first edition of the DUmmie FUnnies the morning of November 2,

ABSOLUTELY required! I have been ready for this for the past 2 years I have managed to fly under the radar.Tell me how and I'm in.

55 posted on 10/28/2010 10:17:46 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Stay focused and determined. Our destination is NOVEMBER!!)
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To: beezdotcom; kevkrom; Charles Henrickson

Now we just need to know WHERE we can post these ‘Rat/DU posts without the thread police nagging about them being in the News/Activism area


56 posted on 10/28/2010 10:24:23 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Stay focused and determined. Our destination is NOVEMBER!!)
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To: The KG9 Kid
I think I might agree with what this DUmmie might be trying to communicate here...

Near as I can tell, "Great Wall Of China" refers to the border fence between Mexico and the United States. Also, near as I can tell, in this person's mind, the mere existence of a security fence is antithetical to the existence of the Statue Of Liberty, which in their mind, is simply a welcome mat for anyone who wants to show up and get free goodies at US taxpayer expense.

That's the way I read it, and I disagree.
57 posted on 10/28/2010 10:29:49 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Am I my half-brother's keeper?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
STUCK on stooping

LOL! Very clever.

58 posted on 10/28/2010 10:29:54 AM PDT by kidd
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To: Charles Henrickson

The are already feeling the spray from next Tuesday’s teanami.


59 posted on 10/28/2010 10:31:52 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (I can see November from my house. Christine turned me into a Newt. I got better.)
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To: submarinerswife

Well, you can host the images at Photobucket or similar. If you have DropBox, you can put them there as well, in your “public” directory.

As for where to post them... maybe someone could check with the admins about having a dedicated “DU Watch” thread, with appropriate disclaimers as to (im)mature content.


60 posted on 10/28/2010 10:32:45 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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