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Communist Party Urges Vote for Democrats
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 October 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/24/2010 2:56:46 PM PDT by John Semmens

Disturbed that many on the left have given up on Obama, the US Communist Party urged “progressives” to “not lose faith.” “While some might be disappointed that capitalism is still standing we should not dismiss the very real progress that President Obama and Congress have made toward the goal of its eventual demise,” wrote the editors of People’s World Newspaper, Official Organ of Communist Party USA.

“We would have liked to see a total nationalization of health care, too,” the editors wrote. “But we must be patient. Private insurers are already pulling out of certain sectors in response to the President’s health care legislation. As other portions of the law take effect in coming years more of these private providers will be driven out of the business. And the new rules requiring those with medical savings accounts to get approval from government recognized physicians before they can spend their money deals a significant blow to the antisocial idea that individuals should make their own health care decisions.”

“Sure, the stimulus spending should have been bigger,” the editors continued. “But let’s not overlook the fact that trends have been put in place that will eventually eliminate the dollar as a medium of exchange. This will wipe out the value of capitalists’ hoards of money and level the playing field for all.”

While the editors still characterized the historic triumph of communism as “inevitable” they also warned that “a Republican victory in this election will slow the momentum toward the progressive society we have all worked so hard to bring about for so many years. Republican promises to staunch the red ink, save the middle class, and preserve freedom will ultimately fail, but giving them the mandate to try prolongs the agony and delays the arrival of that happy day when the last capitalist is hanged and his wealth is distributed to the masses.”

In related news, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pleaded with voters to “return a Democratic majority to Congress so we can continue our work toward a redistribution of the nation’s wealth into more equitable shares.”

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: communism; democrats; satire; socialism
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1 posted on 10/24/2010 2:56:47 PM PDT by John Semmens
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What an endorsement!


2 posted on 10/24/2010 2:58:27 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (NO MOS-que AP: It's the "GROUND ZERO MOSQUE")
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To: John Semmens

“Hope and change” has morphed into a hammer and sickle.


3 posted on 10/24/2010 2:58:43 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Which are you voting for on November 2nd? Freedom and liberty or FREE ice cream?)
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To: John Semmens
C'mon people, read the "by-line":

It's satire...gotcha!

B^)

4 posted on 10/24/2010 3:01:33 PM PDT by kromike
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To: John Semmens

Everyone in America, including a huge number of unemployed Democrats can’t wait for Barry to leave office. The only base of support for Barry comes from the U.S. Communist Party.


5 posted on 10/24/2010 3:02:32 PM PDT by purplelobster
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To: John Semmens

Commies for Commies.


6 posted on 10/24/2010 3:04:13 PM PDT by screaminsunshine (the way to win this game is not to play)
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To: screaminsunshine

Well there’s a shocker, eh??????


7 posted on 10/24/2010 3:05:05 PM PDT by CaliforniaCon
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To: John Semmens

Wow that came out of LEFT field and the family workers party endorsed Andrew Cuomo for governor of NY who would have guessed that!


8 posted on 10/24/2010 3:06:30 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (The tides coming in)
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To: John Semmens

Okay...you reel us in for months with some great satire, and just when we get used to it; POW! You hit us with a real story...we’re on to you... :-)


9 posted on 10/24/2010 3:07:11 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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You had to know right away that this was not a real rootin’-tootin’ communist. Too much truth in it. Communists never tell the truth. In fact, you can always trust a communist, to lie.


10 posted on 10/24/2010 3:10:17 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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To: John Semmens

You had to know right away that this was not a real rootin’-tootin’ communist. Too much truth in it. Communists never tell the truth. In fact, you can always trust a communist, to lie.


11 posted on 10/24/2010 3:10:23 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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To: CaliforniaCon

Hillary wants the party to be national socialist, and Obama, Communist. Some fools think that socialism works. They do not realize it always ends in totalitarian communism or national socialism


12 posted on 10/24/2010 3:11:06 PM PDT by screaminsunshine (the way to win this game is not to play)
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To: John Semmens

The Communist Party USA has endorsed democrats for decades.....electing democrats is part of their strategy.


13 posted on 10/24/2010 3:11:53 PM PDT by cerberus
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To: John Semmens

It rings true. It doesn’t even come across as a satire.


14 posted on 10/24/2010 3:11:55 PM PDT by rushmom
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To: John Semmens

I almost fell for this one...


15 posted on 10/24/2010 3:13:34 PM PDT by GOPJ ('Power abdicates only under the stress of counter-power." Martin Buber /a Tea-nami's coming...)
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Where’s the satire?


16 posted on 10/24/2010 3:13:43 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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To: John Semmens

and they endorsed Obama in 2008


17 posted on 10/24/2010 3:27:36 PM PDT by therightliveswithus
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To: John Semmens
Two words for the commie thieves...Remember Pinochet! Traitors.
18 posted on 10/24/2010 4:03:12 PM PDT by Nuc 1.1 (Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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Ya got me. Chuckles. Still...what I said about the commies goes.


19 posted on 10/24/2010 4:05:19 PM PDT by Nuc 1.1 (Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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To: John Semmens

John, the CPUSA might have been happy to pay you to write this, if they believed in capitalism.


20 posted on 10/24/2010 4:56:23 PM PDT by TChad
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