Lightning Rod Gets The Zot

The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

[xrmusn]

How bout we give you an indian name....sorry indigenous person’s name. I dub thee, Smoking boots
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“Walking Eagle” would probably work also.

[Viking2002]

Actually, I'm not from the Deep South. The MD/WV border is my familial nesting grounds. I'm one of those ridge-running, coal country mutts that Yanks consider hillbillies, and swamp-country flatlanders consider interlopers. To hell with it - give me a few acres of maples and pines on a piece of Heaven above the snow line, and all of ya get the hell out of my yard. LOL

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Salamander]

Vengeance is mine.

[Salamander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykah3sqzvlo

Sleep well, friend.

[and make sure to check your closet and under your bed....not that it will do you any good, mind you]

Don’t sing me lullabies
I won’t close my eyes,
I can’t close my eyes
It’s true,
I’m doomed
‘til dawn
shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can’t miss a thing
It’s true,
I’m through
I’m screwed,
unglued

I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they’re always there with funny hair,
Oh, I’m so scared

It happens to me every night
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn’t real
I’ll show you wounds that never heal
To them I’m just a happy meal
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I’m meat
but I’m sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It’s true,
I’m stew,
unchewed

I won’t close my eyes, I can’t close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
See, they’re always there with that funny hair,
Oh, I’m so scared

It happens to me every night
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn’t real
I’ll show you wounds that never heal
To them I’m just a happy meal
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me

[MarineBrat]

Kitty chow!

[Vendome]

Hah!

I’m an Okie and we share similar humor.

Post on.

[TheOldLady]

"When you go to see Bozo, you want it to really be Bozo, not some guy dressed up in a Bozo costume."

Any Bozo is just a guy in a Bozo costume, you moron.

IATZ, but who cares?

ZOT!

[arasina]

Do you smell the ozone, I smell the ozone.

In this case, it's Bozone.

[Mr. Silverback]

Lrod backs the pro-masturbation candidate!

Stop it or you’ll go blind!

Or at least get electrocuted.

[Mr. Silverback]

Om my...that tool is saying O’Donnell is a caricature?

Next thing you know, Michael Jordan will call Billy Barty the greatest basketball player of all time.

[Darksheare]

That.. wasn’t even worth reading let alone coming up with a response worthy of my humor.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Ah! The “ Lightening Gal “ does it again!

[TheOldLady]

Thanks, Mr. Banker, but it’s more like the “Creaky Old Lightning Crone.”

;-)

I keep tellin’ ya!

[Arrowhead1952]

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[Monkey Face]

We’re here!

As soon as I find the cocoa, we can settle in...

[Darksheare]

Cocoa, third cabinet on the right sitting on second shelf.