Posted on 10/21/2010 5:28:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Praise to Aqua Buddha! The DUmmies are already celebrating the "victory" of Jack Conway over Rand Paul for the U.S. Senate seat from Kentucky. And the cause of the celebrations? A poll. Just ONE poll showing Conway ahead. The DUmmies don't mention the source of the poll or the methodology but here it is from NEWSVINE:
According to a poll conducted on behalf of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, Jack Conway is leading Rand Paul 49-47 in the race to determine the next United States Senator from Kentucky.
Yeah, that's it. A poll conducted by the Democrats with NO details as to how it was conducted shows Conway in the lead. And for that, the DUmmies are in a state of celebration as you can see in this THREAD, "Breaking: Conway leads!" Freudenschade, baby! So let us now join the DUmmie "victory" party for Conway in Bolshevik Red (or is it Aqua Buddha Blue?) while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that a drunk in a bar told him Meek was going to win in Florida, is in the [brackets]:
Breaking: Conway leads!
[Freudenschade, baby! Break out the victory champagne!]
'I’ve got big news for you: A new poll released last evening has Jack leading Rand Paul by two points -- 49% to 47%.
[Praise to Aqua Buddha! No need to even get the details of the poll nor even find out who conducted it. Go straight to the victory celebrations! Do not pass Go...or the actual election results.]
This is the first poll showing us taking a lead in the race, and as The Washington Post puts it: We’re "surging."
[First poll and the ONLY poll. But skip the details, lets CELEBRATE!!!]
This weekend we released an aggressive ad going right after Rand Paul. We went on offense, and it's clear our strategy is working.
[Ah yes! The embarrassing Aqua Buddha smear ad. Even Chris Matthews slammed Conway over this.]
Now that we’re in the lead, we need to put even more pressure on Rand Paul.
[A Turquoise Buddha ad?]
Will you contribute $25 or more right now so that we can continue the fight to maintain this lead?
[Aqua Buddha is just $25 away from taking up residence in Bev Harris' 5 star hotel suite.]
This is make-or-break time. If we're going to have a victory on November 2, I need everyone to step up and help us today.'
[And now to join the rest of the DUmmies in the midst of their "victory" celebrations...]
I love ya but, it'll only matter on Nov.2
[KILLJOY!!!]
Great news! I hope it holds up.
[IF it was ever up.]
Aqua Buddha's revenge.
[Aqua Buddha vs Goddess Gaia: Who would win in a street fight?]
I saw the "Aqua Buddha" ad last night and wanted to jump and scream YES!!! Finally a Democrat hits a sickening snake in the grass like Paul right where it hurts, THE F-ING RELIGIOUS NUT BASE. Finally someone is willing to fight and realize that playing "nice" against a germ like Rand Paul does nothing.
[YES!!! A dirty ad that has NOTHING to do with the issues. YES!!!]
when I saw that ad I was blown away, I just felt that was exactly what was needed in Kentucky, EXACTLY! For a guy like Rand Paul that cares for nobody but himself to have the support of the ubber religious people in this state just because he has an "R" after his name is sickening. It's time WE question THEIR spiritual credentials. Guys like him want to starve people, get miners killed, pointing that out is too intellectual, imagery was needed because it's what so many have been trained to respond to. Democrats want people to listen and think, BUT THEY DON'T, the media has trained them not to. And people who were lucky to get out of high school..... there are a lot of people in this state that have had no educational advantages, mostly because of conservative thinking. A statement needed to be made.
[A statement needed to be made so the desperate DUmmiecrats conjured up...Aqua Buddha.]
When Conway wins. I'll be long distance celebrating with you .
[You can also turn to Aqua Buddha for consolation on Election Night.]
When Conway wins. That far distant scream of happiness will be mine!
[A DUmmie expecting mass urinations of happiness in his diaper on Election Night.]
Internals almost always show their candidate in the lead, and are heavily skewed.
[KILLJOY!!!]
I donated to him this morning. It is absolutely critical that Paul is defeated!
[Bev Harris also enjoyed your money.]
I'll go on record as saying I thought the ad would backfire. It still makes me uncomfortable in that it looks like Conway is taking a, "He's not Christian enough to hold office," position, but in this case, in this political environment with the upcoming elections, I'll be an end justifies the means guy.
[A DUmmie admits his hypocrisy.]
Good news! Just sent him a few bucks.
[Good news! Scammed again!]
PING!
Wow. 3
Was that “drunk” a skinny white-haired man and was the bar the Green Iguana?
Can you explain the whole “Aqua Buddha” thing?
This is why these people are on an emotional roller coaster and need meds.
top 10!
Some anonymous blogger out their claimed that Rand Paul was in a secret society in college that worshiped the “aqua buddha” and kidnapped women, tying them up, and making them worship aqua buddha after getting high.
If course, Conway (can’t have Conway without Con) saw something on the internet and knew it must be true so he started running attack ads with it and brought it up in the debate.
Rand Paul has denied all aspects of the story, calling it ridiculous and the anonymous blogger never has offered a shred of evidence to this.
It apparently happened one time, in college, with a close friend of Rand’s. She says she wasn’t “kidnapped” and nothing bad happened.
It appears to have been an odd sort of hazing.
“It’s time WE question THEIR spiritual credentials.”
Libs are always whining about McCarthyism, but if they tell you what they’re really thinking you learn they were just jealous—”McCarthism” is just fine when THEY are the ones doing it.
Also—why are you telling us about these coupons if you don’t want anyone to get in on them? Enough already, start a COupon FUnnies ping list! :P
Thanks for the explanation.
To serve as an example of what can be done with coupons (remember, the laptap with which I am posting this was obtained FREE via stealth coupons). In the case of my latest deal, I only discovered it via carefully monitoring the coupon forums and in this case it was just an offhand remark by one of the posters that led me to the discovery. So if you want to find out how to be a really effective couponer, you must also carefully check out the coupon forums.
13!
Whoops! I shouldn’t a done that.
So.. now the left is in favor of a religious test for office?
Talk about situational ethics (aka: No ethics)
If thats true he should be in jail. I think there should be "" marks around kidnapped.
I’m not really complaining, you’ve given me such enjoyment with DUmmie FUnnies over the years that you have a lot of credit built up with me. But your coupon obsession is getting...disturbing. :P
IMHO, the Marxist Left has totally lost any sense of humor.
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