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The Blogpimp Thread (Vanity)
10-15-10 | me

Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Blogpimp songs


Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)

Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)

Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning

The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)

I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away

I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!

Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!

Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!

Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!

Haikus about blogpimps

(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!

Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!

I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...

The following were done by Allegra:

Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!

Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits

Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antiblogpimppimp; blogpimp; blogpimps; pimp; pimpbusters
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Damn you!

Just damn you!

You bested me with your alliterative, acrimonious, aplomb!


401 posted on 10/15/2010 8:30:01 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Mobile Vulgus
everyone gay

No, we are not all gay. Is that your campaign to make FR look like a homo site?

Pretty sad boy.

BTW, are you going to lie and say you have been here eight years now?

402 posted on 10/15/2010 8:33:27 PM PDT by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Vendome

Pimps are pernicious posters who plagiarize, pirate and/or promote their personal blogs. They are pesky pretentious polecats who pollute forum pages. ;)


403 posted on 10/15/2010 8:37:39 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: Mobile Vulgus
Well you pretty much are digging your own grave.

I guess I can't help you, NP so long.

404 posted on 10/15/2010 8:38:55 PM PDT by Syncro (To Blog or Not to Blog? That is the question : >)
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To: Syncro

405 posted on 10/15/2010 8:49:16 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: Syncro
"I guess I can't help you, NP so long"
I am not sure what "NP" means, but I think you misunderstood me. I was not asking for your help. I was only complimenting you on your principled stance on this thread. No more, no less. Carry on.
406 posted on 10/15/2010 8:53:16 PM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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To: Lazy Blogpimps


407 posted on 10/15/2010 8:55:41 PM PDT by Semper Mark (0bama - "The only people who don't want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide.")
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To: Mobile Vulgus

NP means Nolious Contemporaneous

It’s no problem you didn’t know that.


408 posted on 10/15/2010 8:57:41 PM PDT by Syncro (To Blog or Not to Blog? That is the question : >)
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To: Markos33

Pimp your blog daily
for the opportunity to win a
free The Blog Pimp-mobile!

409 posted on 10/15/2010 9:03:55 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
So that's the Pimp-Mobile...

I've heard about it - but I've never seen it.

Wow...

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

410 posted on 10/15/2010 9:12:47 PM PDT by Semper Mark (0bama - "The only people who don't want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide.")
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To: Syncro

Well, I’m glad “it’s OK” that I didn’t know it because I still don’t know it even after you spelled it out! LOL. “Nolious Contemporaneous” is new on me, for sure.

I only regret that I am going away for the weekend and will miss all the fun on this liar’s thread.


411 posted on 10/15/2010 9:22:28 PM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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To: Mobile Vulgus
I only regret that I am going away for the weekend and will miss all the fun

Have a nice trip. :) Where are you going, btw?

412 posted on 10/15/2010 9:28:25 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

LOL

Topper.

That’s very good.


413 posted on 10/15/2010 9:45:53 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: BunnySlippers

I made my dog his own screen name and it got yanked really fast.
I think the Mods can tell if you’re creating other user accounts....although I plainly stated that I’d made it, publicly.

[Unless they’re posting from a bazillion different IP numbers]


414 posted on 10/15/2010 10:21:56 PM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

LOL


415 posted on 10/15/2010 10:23:22 PM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Oh, then we have dozens and dozens and dozens of blog pimps.

They are overwhelming FR!


416 posted on 10/15/2010 10:24:44 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: Allegra
You forgot the graphic.


417 posted on 10/15/2010 10:26:23 PM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: BunnySlippers

The Great Pimp Plague.

I think it’s one of the signs of the Apocalypse.


418 posted on 10/15/2010 10:28:26 PM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Parasitic Blogpimps

Pimpin' my Blog:

(To the tune of Pimpin' my Blog)

by Markos33

~~~

Ahem (clearing throat)

Pimpin' my Blog
Pimpin' my Blog
Eva'body know I be pimpin' my blog

But don't try to catch me at it
Don't call me on my game
If you do I'll get real rude, boy
And call you some nasty names

I be pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog real hard
But don'chew say nuttin' 'bout it though
Or I'll whip out the victim card

Pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog all day
This could be some easy money
If humblegunner would jus' go away

Pimpin' my Blog
Pimpin' my blog
Da' whole world know I be pimpin' my blog

I know some day that JimRob is probly gonna ZOT my a$$
But 'till that time come
I'll jus' keep countin' all my cash

Pimpin' my blog
Pimpin' my blog
Eva'body know I be pimpin' my blog

Word to yo' motha'

419 posted on 10/16/2010 12:12:01 AM PDT by Semper Mark (0bama - "The only people who don't want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide.")
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To: Cyber Liberty
So’s Allegra, but I’m on the outs with her so I can’t tell her myself....

You are?

Oh....OK.

420 posted on 10/16/2010 12:59:57 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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