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Obama Joke of the Day - October 11
Useful Info Nation ^ | 10/11/2010 | Thomas Bryan

Posted on 10/11/2010 7:41:47 AM PDT by toma29

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrat; joke; obama

1 posted on 10/11/2010 7:41:50 AM PDT by toma29
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To: toma29

Then Obama said “.....”


2 posted on 10/11/2010 7:42:33 AM PDT by therightliveswithus
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To: toma29

Ha!


3 posted on 10/11/2010 7:53:44 AM PDT by rightistight
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To: toma29
Flyby_constitution

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He wouldn't know his Constitutional duty if it smacked him in the head....

Just sayin'

4 posted on 10/11/2010 8:05:33 AM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: toma29

Omama is the joke every day, just not a very funny one......


5 posted on 10/11/2010 8:07:52 AM PDT by sniper63 (I am the leader of the TEA Party, I, myself am the leader of me, myself for I am the TEA Party!)
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To: Wings-n-Wind

Has it been determined that the book thrown at obammy is a copy of the Constitution? I would love that!


6 posted on 10/11/2010 8:21:24 AM PDT by basil (It's time to rid the country of "Gun Free Zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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To: toma29

Good one.


7 posted on 10/11/2010 8:25:55 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Wings-n-Wind

Does anyone know what the Title of the book was that was thrown at the Thorn of the US.


8 posted on 10/11/2010 8:29:38 AM PDT by Global2010
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To: Global2010

Going Rogue?


9 posted on 10/11/2010 9:02:02 AM PDT by exinnj
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To: angcat

PING


10 posted on 10/11/2010 4:39:08 PM PDT by Miax3Yankees2
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