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UN Warns US on Immigration
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 2 October 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/03/2010 4:23:25 PM PDT by John Semmens

The United Nations has issued a proclamation declaring that “attempts to block immigrants from their fair share of the world’s bounty are unlawful.” The proclamation specifically cited the law passed earlier this year by the State of Arizona as “an example of what is forbidden.”

“It is an issue of human rights,” the proclamation reads. “For too long the United States has taken more than an equitable amount of the world’s wealth. By rights, this wealth belongs to all and ought to be redistributed in more equal portions. Barring this, the efforts of immigrants to rectify the imbalances by relocating to the United States cannot be infringed.”

The proclamation called for the US to “not only open its borders, but to also provide transportation assistance for those unable to get into the United States on their own.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: illegals; immigration; satire; un
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1 posted on 10/03/2010 4:23:29 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

......the fruits of socialism


2 posted on 10/03/2010 4:24:34 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: John Semmens

lol


3 posted on 10/03/2010 4:24:46 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: John Semmens

Unreal.


4 posted on 10/03/2010 4:26:08 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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Bull roar!


5 posted on 10/03/2010 4:26:14 PM PDT by SumProVita (Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified Decartes))
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To: John Semmens

Geez John! I read that first sentence and my blood pressure took off! LOL! I’ve already been calling for an attack on the U.N. by the U.S. military! LOL!


6 posted on 10/03/2010 4:26:39 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Furlough the Congress!)
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To: John Semmens
Spoiler-alert, people.

Satire Warrior Master J.Semmens is at it again...

;^)

7 posted on 10/03/2010 4:26:54 PM PDT by kromike
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The proclamation called for the US to “not only open its borders, but to also provide transportation assistance for those unable to get into the United States on their own.”

Does that mean we will have to put up signs in the desert that say "America This-a-way" in braille for blind "immigrants"?

8 posted on 10/03/2010 4:27:20 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: mamelukesabre

maybe that will be part of the new jobs creation bill the Dems are working on; we can start transportation companies to bring ‘em on over.


9 posted on 10/03/2010 4:27:54 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: John Semmens

Much of what was satire not too long ago is reality today.


10 posted on 10/03/2010 4:28:17 PM PDT by AU72
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To: John Semmens
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative

You almost had me.

11 posted on 10/03/2010 4:28:30 PM PDT by magslinger ('This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!')
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lol - it’s like the Onion... love it.


12 posted on 10/03/2010 4:28:44 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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We have to help them get in...LOL...I think...


13 posted on 10/03/2010 4:28:44 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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So? The OIC coming to enforce the UN proclamation?

Whats this the US has taken? Just because it developed a trading infrastructure consistent with it developing a political infrastructure that the OIC countries couldnt or couldnt figure out???
What about the West? Who developed civilization?

Lets have some more typically African thought on this!....idiots!


14 posted on 10/03/2010 4:29:00 PM PDT by himno hero
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To: John Semmens

This is from the Onion, right ?


15 posted on 10/03/2010 4:29:01 PM PDT by happygrl (Continuing to predict that Obama will resign)
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To: John Semmens

master of satire. It not only sounds like something the UN would say its worded in such a way to turn my vision red.


16 posted on 10/03/2010 4:29:06 PM PDT by utherdoul
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To: happygrl
This is from the Onion, right ?

What an insult.

17 posted on 10/03/2010 4:29:54 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: John Semmens

Scary excellent.


18 posted on 10/03/2010 4:30:50 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Your Hope has been redistributed. Here's your Change.)
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Hey, Euro-weenie UN guy: F you! The fruits of my labors are not the worlds ‘’bounty’’ to ‘’share’’.


19 posted on 10/03/2010 4:30:50 PM PDT by jmacusa (Two wrongs don't make a right. But they can make it interesting.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

>>Geez John! I read that first sentence and my blood pressure took off! LOL!<<

I did the same thing. Actually got down to about the bottom then thought I’d better go up and see who where it came from. Dayum near had me!


20 posted on 10/03/2010 4:31:01 PM PDT by CynicalBear
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