Obama Joke of the Day - September 28

Useful Info Nation ^ | 9/28/2010 | Thomas Bryan

[toma29]

In the washroom at the airport I saw a handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President."

There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of crap to give you that true Obama experience.

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[toma29]

I know. Obama's the joke of the century. But it's fun stringing the jokes out.

[RexBeach]

This joke was first used with good, old Spiro Agnew.

[screaminsunshine]

Someone around here is putting old Obama bumper stickers above the STOP on the stop signs.

[WAW]

But, but, but...We were told he was too cool to make fun of him!

We were told his ‘swagger’ would overcome this urge to poke fun at the president!

What happened? /sarc

[don-o]

As far as I am concerned, this is the definitive Obama joke

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

[SMARTY]

“O” IS the punchline of the Liberal joke