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1 posted on 09/09/2010 4:11:56 PM PDT by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; bitt; blackbart.223; Blood of Tyrants; brothers4thID; ..

Satire ping!


2 posted on 09/09/2010 4:12:20 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

“It’s the only way to be sure.”


3 posted on 09/09/2010 4:12:41 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: writer33

Nuke it from outer space, baby!


5 posted on 09/09/2010 4:14:21 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: writer33
and destroy the Quran with a nuclear explosion.

Hope it's the one sitting in Mecca.

6 posted on 09/09/2010 4:15:47 PM PDT by TomServo
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To: writer33

You know it would be much more proactive if all these koran burning were canceled at the last minute and instead the pastors simply read all the wonderful verses about killing infidels..................then throw the book in the pig pen for a hog snack


7 posted on 09/09/2010 4:15:50 PM PDT by Popman (Obama. First Marxist to turn a five year Marxist plan into a 4 year administration.)
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To: writer33

Funny, but reality promises to be funnier.

Already Rev. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has promised to burn a Koran if Rev. Terry Jones truly has chickened out (he wants to remind us he’s burned Korans before).

I’ve no doubt the copycat announcements will be coming thick and fast over the next few hours and that Saturday will see a coast-to-coast orgy of Koran-burning.


8 posted on 09/09/2010 4:16:52 PM PDT by sinanju
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To: writer33
In all seriousness:

Wrap it in a "suicide vest" and blow it up.

10 posted on 09/09/2010 4:22:03 PM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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No, flush it so we don't add to globalwarming!/s


12 posted on 09/09/2010 4:25:19 PM PDT by PROCON (2 Days Until 9-11, We Must Always Remember!)
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To: writer33

At the count of three, everyone delete their Quran from their Kindle:

1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Delete!


14 posted on 09/09/2010 4:27:05 PM PDT by jonrick46 (We're being water boarded with the sewage of Fabian Socialism.)
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To: writer33

Told ya it would be a hit!


16 posted on 09/09/2010 4:29:38 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (0bama, I'll stop calling you a dog when you stop treating us like a fire hydrant (Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: writer33; Liz; AT7Saluki
And here I thought some pastor wanted to burn the Duran. I was all for it.


17 posted on 09/09/2010 4:31:41 PM PDT by Libloather (Teapublican, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
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To: writer33

The best way to control rabid fanatical Muslims is the ‘Pershing Solution’.


19 posted on 09/09/2010 4:43:16 PM PDT by screaminsunshine (m)
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To: writer33

You just know that out of 6 billion people on the planet, and the intensive news coverage, that there will be some Korans burned on Saturday. This pastor lit the fuse and it’s going to happen, somewhere, guaranteed.


33 posted on 09/09/2010 6:06:56 PM PDT by CanaGuy (Go Harper!)
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To: writer33

Good one


34 posted on 09/09/2010 6:12:18 PM PDT by camp_steveo
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To: writer33

Enjoyed your satire. A question. How and why did you select DeRidder, LA as the location?


37 posted on 09/09/2010 6:47:49 PM PDT by deport
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ping


39 posted on 09/09/2010 9:14:41 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: writer33

” Elective Decisions: Now, how do you get a thermonuclear device out of the country?

Wright: Easy. We give it to an undocumented worker. There’s no way on God’s green Earth that ICE will even think about stopping an undocumented worker. “

Classic Davis ;-)


41 posted on 09/10/2010 9:21:39 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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