Posted on 08/16/2010 6:58:44 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Actually not an easy task trying to come up with good ones (I'm not sure I did), but it seemed fun to at least attempt. This was inspired by the #LiberalPickupLines hastag on Twitter. Respecting the fact that Free Republic is not an R-rated forum so trying to use my best judgement I took out some of the more R-rated lines (which is approximately a third of them). You can check them out here if you really want.
I know its a little juvenile but what the heck, can't be all serious all the time right? Can I get someone else to buy you a drink?
Is the money in your pocket inflated or are you just happy to see me?
Reid.....Harry Reid
I'm going to love you 'till Obama reads Arizona's immigration law.
(San Francisco special) Is that a banana in your pocket or are you really a dude
Fwank....Bawney Fwank
Let me buy you a glass of Blame Bush, its my favorite red whine
You know what they say about guys with big carbon footprints....they have big private jets
Here are some of my favorites from Twitter's #LiberalPickupLines hashtag "You had me at Mao!"
your mouth says "no," but this order from the 9th District Court of Appeals says "yes"
Whats a Nice Girl like you doing in an Abortion Clinic like this?
My parents aren't home right now."
"I'm a covered benefit under your health insurance plan."
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hehe...some of them are pretty funny!
Lindsey Lohan is getting pretty good representation there too....sad ;-(
LOL! That was funny!
I love the way you braided your armpit hair.
Now, you don’t need me to tell you this is funny...but it is...
“If I told you you had a nice Pelosi, would you hold it against me?”
“Just call me Ralph Nader. Unsafe at any speed.”
“If you be my Kiss-inich, I’ll be your Olber-Man.”
" I forgot to bring lipstick with me and nowhere around here sells Armani cosmetics." (Don't laugh. This has happened to me.)
"Meh suuuch an uneven chest tan due to a strapless bathing suit top."
"As if it wasn't bad enough in Boston, you can only imagine how bitches @Starbucks in Maine butcher my drink." (Been there, dun that, too.)
"This European sizing is going to give me an anxiety attack."
"Dude comes up to me last night and tries to comment on my H bracelets and pronounces it 'Her-mise', yuck"
"I had a nightmare that I had to go to Wal-Mart."
I’m updating the post to add some of your responses...these are great!
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