Posted on 08/03/2010 6:17:46 PM PDT by Libloather
Artist Sculps Barack Obama’s Rear, Calls It “The Immaculate Conception”
Famed Sculptor, Christopher Wanker, has had his hands on one rear or another for years now—sculpting a lifeless rear, and bringing it to the brink of artistic perfection. Until now, there has always been something missing, something that has left him empty inside, searching for the next creation of perfection. Now, however, the sculptor has created perfection personified. He has sculpted the rear of Barack Obama. It’s so perfect that Wanker is calling it “The Immaculate Conception.”
Many argue that the art is in bad taste, but Wanker points out that Barack Obama’s rear is so historic that it must be sculpted. “Obama’s Presidency is the most historic in our history,” argues Wanker, “and we must preserve this moment. Nothing does that better than staring at a life size image of a person’s rear.”
Some of the controversial rears that Wanker has done in the past include Rep. Barney Frank, Rep. Nancy Pelosi and former Vice President Al Gore. But with Obama’s rear, it will take all of his skills to handle it. In his words, “it will take perfection.”
“This isn’t just a task. It’s a calling,” added Wanker. “I have done so many rears in the past that I grew weary of doing anymore. Now I get a chance to get my hands on Barack Obama’s rear, and I am filled with excitement. I am going to take as long as it takes to finish.”
Still, others find the idea disgusting and crude. “What’s with this Wanker,” asked Jed Schtopit. “Who wants to see another man’s rear? Especially Obama’s rear. He must be one of them homo’s!”
“I can’t wait to see Obama’s rear,” stated an excited Barney Frank. “When Wanker did my rear, it was utterly fantastic! I’m sure he’ll do as good of a job with Obama’s rear.”
Once completed, the Obama’s sculpting will find its way into the Smithsonian Institute where everyone in America will be able to see the ass on full display.
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LOL That made me crack a smile.
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