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An Obama Haiku Sandwich
The Looking Spoon ^ | 7-16-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 07/17/2010 2:24:50 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

The best metaphor
For Barack's presidency?
What rhymes with orange?

Europe Warns Obama:
This Relationship Is Not Working

Where are the paddles?
Why is this creek flowing shit?
Barack overboard!


The Looking Spoon is a conservative humor/satire/art/commentary blog, visit www.thelookingspoon.com to see more posts and art


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: europe; haiku; obama

1 posted on 07/17/2010 2:24:52 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Never mind your pad
dles. Keep your powder way dry.
Geez haiku is hard.


2 posted on 07/17/2010 2:29:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (A woman is like an artichoke; you have to do a bit of work to get to her heart ~Insp. Clouseau)
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To: The Looking Spoon
When sh!t hits the fan
there is enough for everyone.
My Obama shirt is ruined!
3 posted on 07/17/2010 2:39:27 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: The Looking Spoon
Haiku Ambulance

A piece of green pepper fell off the wooden salad bowl: so what?

Richard Brautigan

4 posted on 07/17/2010 2:42:37 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Barry throws like girl.
Rahm whispers in his big ear...
“Michelle wears the pants”


5 posted on 07/17/2010 3:01:02 PM PDT by frankenMonkey (I can see November from my window...)
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To: frankenMonkey; Kirkwood

LOL! Thanks for those!


6 posted on 07/17/2010 5:09:03 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

BP oil in the gulf.
My golf game was ruined.
Time for ice cream!


7 posted on 07/17/2010 7:34:57 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: The Looking Spoon

Why so much hate first lady?
Hate causes wrinkles.
Go ask Helen Thomas.


8 posted on 07/17/2010 7:48:08 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: The Looking Spoon

Waiting for the one?
He reeks of rotten dead fish
O Leave me alone


9 posted on 07/17/2010 7:54:28 PM PDT by listenhillary (November is just the first step! If we falter after that step, the win will mean nothing.)
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