I am completely depressed.....

Dunkin Donuts | today | self

[RaceBannon]

You won't believe what just happened...

[Terry Mross]

You can also now order from the senior citizens menu at Denny’s. It has it’s good points as well as bad.

[Zathras]

Just don’t let Ann Coulter know!

[Cyber Liberty]

Amazon has a bunch to select from...

[tflabo]

Getting old sure sucks! But..... It really beats the HELL out of the alternative.

All depends on what/where the alternative is? Graduating upwards to the heavens beyond is the 'Change we can believe in' for sure when the decrepit ending sunset days arrive.

[Wings-n-Wind]

C'mon bro....
IT'S MONEY IN THE BANK!!!

(Your ego will get over it.... your wallet will like it!)

Semper Fi!

[Gator113]

LOL... I spent 2 months in a hospital a couple of years ago.... I know all to well what you speak of.

I think the showers were the worst moments. They didn’t have to worry about me... that depressed me. ;>)

[RaceBannon]

Annie knows I got her by 5 or 6 years...

[RaceBannon]

Hey, this thing still works!

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[Howie66]

“Graduating upwards to the heavens beyond is the ‘Change we can believe in’ for sure when the decrepit ending sunset days arrive.”

I could not agree more.

That said, I’m still young and healthy enough to enjoy the idea of being around for a few more years of driving my kids crazy and just to piss off Stroker.

[King Moonracer]

Dude, its the white hair. You may handle a big gun like a toy, but the hair...

[Gator113]

Thank you. I went with the, “SENIOR CITIZEN: GIVE ME MY DARN DISCOUNT!” with the US flag. ;>)

[Billthedrill]

Yeh...I know what you mean about the door thing. I work on a college campus. Drop-dead gorgeous runway-model young thang about 20 looks at me, bats her eyelashes, smiles very sweetly...

...and sez, "Oh, here, let me get the door for you, sir."

You don't have to shoot me. I'm already dead.

Oh, yeah, and another thing. Some clown set the "you have to be born before ____ to purchase tobacco" sign at the grocery store to 1992. Very funny. I mean, that's still in the future, right?

[nevergore]

OK...you have issuess...what the heck is wrong with discounted donuts??? It’s my life dream.....Mmmmmmm...

[calex59]

I started feeling old when the female clerks in stores started calling me “Sir”.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Has AARP been spamming you too?

You're not really old until AARP starts spamming you.

[IrishCatholic]

Hi everyone,
It’s my first time in the group. It started a couple of years ago. I was in the garden and the top of my head started to itch. I asked my wife and she laughed and said I was going bald. I didn’t believe her but she showed me a photograph of the top of my head when I was in the garden planting tomatoes with my son. I was bald on top! You couldn’t see it from the front, but slowly it has progressed and now my forehead is creeping up to meet the bald spot.

Anyway, that’s how it started. I tried baseball caps but I don’t like them. Then, I had an old Irish tweed cap I started wearing outside and the wife said I looked like the Lennox Heating and Cooling Man from the TV ad. Then, well, it became earmuffs and carrying an umbrella in winter.

Now, well, I was always a fan of old movies, you see. I….I bought a grey fedora from an online retailer. It just came. My wife says I have to be kidding. They are making a comeback but that is for hip kids. She says if I try and wear it out in public she will take the keys and the kids and leave me there and make me walk home. I’m allowed to wear it in the garden but I know I can’t stop. There is a crushable brown fedora ala Indiana Jones and lately I have been thinking about how suspenders really do keep your pants up.

I don’t think I am really bad yet. I know to turn off my turn signal after a mile or two and I don’t drive slow in the left lane. But I am concerned. Lately I have been obsessing about sensible shoes…but I don’t want to monopolize the forum. I just wanted to thank the group for meeting and the donuts.

[RaceBannon]

You missed last night’s thread, me and Little Bill were playing with my new toy, an M1A

It broke! I drove 4 hours each way to see Bill and the weapon died on me!’

well, not dead, but I had it sent back to the manufacturer today!

But that Thompson .45, that would be cool to own...

[RaceBannon]

isn’t that depressing?

Smoking hot babe, smiles and winks, doesn’t reallize we WANT that???

She just thinks she is being nice to HER PARENTS???

[goat granny]

Haven't seen the movie but a couple of my kids have and said***Mom, that movie is about Grandpa: Lived in Detroit until he hit 80 and answered the door with a gun in his hand. One guy came to his door asking to use the phone to report an accident..(his house backs on I 75. Dad pointed his gun at him and let him in to use the phone and the guy made a call and got out of the house fast...Another guy rang his bell and again he answered the door with a gun in site....the guy ran away. His neighborhood was really bad, the guy 2 doors down got shot in the head getting out of his car coming home from work....

Somebody broke into his garage via a window, but couldn't take out much (they wanted his T Bird,but he use to have a Gran Torino) You needed a key to get in and out of the garage. They took a few tools and left via the window they broke to get in....His garage had a front door and a back door that opened onto the I 75 service drive...(when I was a kid, it was an alley)

[goat granny]

***Ha ha! . It's a topsy turvy world we live in friend - I got carded the other day at a liquor store. I'm 48. Mind you, I look 38, and feel 28 :-), but still...***

Bah humbug, I'm 72 look 82 and feel like I am 92. polar opposites....:O)