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DUmmie FUnnies 07-02-10 (DUmmies Massage Al Gore Sex Charges)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 2, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/02/2010 6:32:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

A bizarre thing has happened in DUmmieland. Ever since Head DUmmie Skinner laid down the LAW regarding criticism of The One in particular and Democrats in general, there is hardly any mention of Obama in their GENERAL DISCUSSION: PRESIDENCY forum. Since you can't say anything critical of Obama, the whole discussion of The Light Worker is generally avoided. What is not avoided is discussion of former Democrats, specifically Al Gore and the sex charge allegations brought against him by a massage therapist as you can see in this THREAD, "Al Gore sex investigation to be re-opened." So even though criticism of The One is verboten in DUmmieland, they are still allowed to slam the Crazed Sex Poodle. Therefore let us now watch the DUmmies stick the nose of that Crazed Sex Poodle Al into his own doo-doo in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting the irony of Gore getting busted with vice-presidue on pants as evidence, is in the [barackets]:

Al Gore sex investigation to be re-opened, say Portland police

[Which is why Algore suddenly hid his assets in an LLC to protect from lawsuits.]

An investigation into claims of sexual assault by former U.S. vice president Al Gore is to be re-opened, Portland police said Wednesday.

[Once again it was the National Enquirer, NOT the MSM, which broke this story.]

The move came after the massage therapist that accused Gore of mauling her in a hotel room in late 2006 was identified as Molly Hagerty.

[Forgive Al Gore. He just needed the release of his "chakra."]

In a statement Wednesday, police officials said: "The Portland Police Bureau has made the decision to re-open the case regarding the allegations brought forward against Mr. Al Gore.

[AFTER the National Enquirer published the details. FUn Fact: Your humble correspondent once sold a story to the NE. All it took was spending a day of research at the library.]

"Consistent with our policy regarding open investigations, the Police Bureau will not be commenting on any additional specifics regarding this case at this time."

[They won't be commenting but let us now look at the DUmmie comments about Al Gore which is sort of permitted under Skinner's new GroupThink rules.]

Oh boy just in time for the elections. Coincidence?

[Are you sure the massage therapist wasn't Karl Rove?]

What's Al running for?

[He just wanted a warming of his globals.]

How is it ok for you to disrespect former Vice President Gore but no one can say one bad word about Obama?

[Why don't you ask Skinner that? He's the one who came up with the ridiculous GroupThink rules.]

It could exonerate him and show the MT for the fraud she might be

[Better check with the DNA of the vice-presidue.]

THis is just too Paula Jones for me to take seriously.

[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]

certainly she writes well for a masseuse - sounds like Rover hired a xxx novelist for the job

[Rover faxed her the script from a Kinko's in Amarillo.]

she said that her friends encouraged her to keep quiet, that they were the Birkenstock Tribe (all very liberal, including her).

[Birkenshmucks.]

I for one believe Al to be celibate

[Is that you, Tipper?]

and a pair of pant's with al's "goo" on them.

[Vice-presigoo.]

Our great former President Al Gore is not a person who would do such a thing.

[He would never lose his precious bodily fluids.]

This stinks of Rove.

[Rove paranoia continues its hilarious path in DUmmieland.]

I agree that it has Kove written all over it.

[But of course. Just hold that thought until the nurse arrives with your lithium treatment.]

I believe her entire story and effort were created by GOP operatives to tarnish Al Gore in 2006, in case he was thinking about running in 2008 for president. Preemptive action.

[The main thing "tarnished" was the massage therapist's pants.]

I wouldn't be surprised if those rethug bastards are worried Gore will run & win because of the BP gusher.

[Apparently there was an AG gusher which ended up on the therapist's pants.]

whats wrong with a LITTLE Rub and tug

[The Ben Burch Special.]


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KEYWORDS: algore; dummiefunnies; dummies
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To: PJ-Comix

“I wouldn’t be surprised if those rethug bastards are worried Gore will run & win because of the BP gusher.”

Hey DUmmies,

A dem fail isn’t generally a reason to vote for dems by the average American.


21 posted on 07/02/2010 7:52:54 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix
A bizarre thing has happened in DUmmieland. Ever since Head DUmmie Skinner laid down the LAW regarding criticism of The One in particular and Democrats in general.....

ahhhh yes. The freedom to think is further diminished over at DUmmieland.

The topics of Israel, Chavez and Ahmadinejad are also very touchy subject....and DUmmieland is quick to "fix" any anti-liberal viewpoints that criticize terrorists and/or tyrants.

22 posted on 07/02/2010 7:53:24 AM PDT by rface (Remember to roll your Traditional IRA into ROTH before the end of the year.....)
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To: Dallas59

Snort, LOLOL!


23 posted on 07/02/2010 7:55:19 AM PDT by prairiebreeze (We don't have a leader in the Oval Office, we have a reader in the Oval Office.)
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To: PJ-Comix
and a pair of pant's with al's "goo" on them

From the report, Algore was the only one panting...

24 posted on 07/02/2010 7:56:32 AM PDT by mikrofon (Panty Raid)
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To: PJ-Comix
I for one believe Al to be celibate

Algore: Celibate, but free for most...

25 posted on 07/02/2010 7:59:19 AM PDT by mikrofon (Reached the Tippering point)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh boy just in time for the elections. Coincidence?


[Are you sure the massage therapist wasn't Karl Rove?]

Just have to bring politics into the equation.


What's Al running for?

[He just wanted a warming of his globals.]

Al is running for dogcatcher somewhere and away from Tipper.


This stinks of Rove.

[Rove paranoia continues its hilarious path in DUmmieland.]

DUmmies will never get over Karl Rove.

26 posted on 07/02/2010 8:01:08 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Dallas59

Chakra Con


27 posted on 07/02/2010 8:03:42 AM PDT by mikrofon ("I feel for you...")
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To: PJ-Comix

What’s even funnier is that even though Chavez has declared himself to be a Marxist his support in DUmmieland is stronger than ever.


28 posted on 07/02/2010 9:04:24 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (I Don't Want Hussein to Kick Ass. I WANT HIM TO GET OFF HIS ASS!!!!)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Hence my new tag...


29 posted on 07/02/2010 9:54:01 AM PDT by piytar (Re: AlGore's latest - Karl Rove, you magnificent #######!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Photobucket
30 posted on 07/02/2010 10:08:45 AM PDT by mojitojoe (When crisis becomes opportunity, crisis becomes the goal.)
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When at the Cape and you want a lobster roll go directly to the Raw Bar at New Seabury. New Seabury is a chi-chi development in Mashpee. Pricy but well worth it. It is literally the size of one’s head. Downside no coupons for said lobster rolls.

As for Bukowski’s I’m assuming he goes to the Cambridge location


31 posted on 07/02/2010 10:40:10 AM PDT by GQuagmire ( We are no longer Massholes)
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To: piytar

LOL.


32 posted on 07/02/2010 10:51:20 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem being dragged by a crazed poodle!


33 posted on 07/02/2010 11:12:29 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Vuvuzela: The ancient, traditional, injection-molded polystyrene horn of the Zulu people.--Wideawake)
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I think he sticks to the Bukowki`s in Cambridge. They have a far wussier customer base. The one in Boston is actually located within a parking structure [seriously] and probably has too many Southie types who`d beat the crap out of him just for wearing that hat of his, or when he tried to pull that Matt Damon vs. Bar Patrons crap from that stupid Good Will Hunting flick.


34 posted on 07/02/2010 3:12:56 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Barack Obama is the Coleman Francis of presidents.)
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I think he sticks to the Bukowki`s in Cambridge. They have a far wussier customer base. The one in Boston is actually located within a parking structure [seriously] and probably has too many Southie types who`d beat the crap out of him just for wearing that hat of his, or when he tried to pull that Matt Damon vs. Bar Patrons crap from that stupid Good Will Hunting flick.


35 posted on 07/02/2010 3:13:20 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Barack Obama is the Coleman Francis of presidents.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What specific precident exists that would lead one to conclude that Karl Rove was somehow behind this?


36 posted on 07/02/2010 4:56:09 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.)
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This stinks of Rove.
I agree that it has Kove written all over it.

Rove, You Magnificent Ba$t#%d...

37 posted on 07/03/2010 2:13:37 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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This stinks of Rove.

Rove Derangement Syndrome!

38 posted on 07/03/2010 5:04:25 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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[He just wanted a warming of his globals.]

You cannot improve on perfection. LOL!
39 posted on 07/03/2010 5:24:00 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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