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You Might Be A Liberal If...vol. 2
The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-11-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 06/13/2010 2:38:58 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

(Check out volume 1 from last March here.)

If...

Your child confesses to living a double life that's 3 letters and starts with G, and you hope it's G-A-Y and not G-O-P...

You think the only way to keep all of Obama's czars straight is to appoint a Czar Sorting Czar...

You think the popularity of Che Guevara t-shirts is a great example of how free-market capitalism works...

You're a hippie that wants to do your part by buying energy efficient light bulbs, now all you need is a home to use them in...

You're from Florida, you voted for Al Gore in 2000, and the name Chad makes you apoplectic...

You and your friends from PETA walk out of the movie that fantasized about George W. Bush's assassination, and during a heated debate over whether there could be a sequel you accidentally step on a bug and kill it, rendering you inconsolable...

You're so bad at Wii Bowling you play with an avatar that looks like Obama...

You hate taxes because counting is hard and you would rather give the IRS your bank routing and account numbers so they can just take what they think you owe...

A botox addled Nancy Pelosi gets emotional at a press conference and you cry for her because she can't...

You smell bad, your dirty dread-locked hair smells even worse, you can't remember your name, you can't spell "job" much less hold one, you can't bathe because your bathtub holds all your used bong water (because you never know when you're gonna need it bro), and you think marijuana should be legalized because its a victimless crime...

You think tax day is in the spring when everything blooms because money grows on taxpayers...

If you try to sell one of your used, unfinished cigarettes on eBay because it got a drag bummed off it from President Obama...

You think conservatives need to stop "waging war on science" and need to start worrying about the potential capsizing of Guam...

You don't understand why Disney fans think Nancy Pelosi hates dalmatians...

You don't breathe a sigh of relief when Obama drops Biden in 2012 and replaces him with the fifth grader who beat him...

"Kicking ass" on national TV isn't a "big f**king deal," and "terrorism" is racial slur...

YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!


The Looking Spoon is a conservative humor/satire/art/commentary blog, visit www.thelookingspoon.com to see more posts and art


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: if; liberal; might; you
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1 posted on 06/13/2010 2:38:58 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Terrorism is a racial slur.” Love that one! LOL


2 posted on 06/13/2010 2:43:07 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Isn’t “man made disaster” is a sexist one?


3 posted on 06/13/2010 2:48:37 PM PDT by alecqss
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To: The Looking Spoon
You think the popularity of Che Guevara t-shirts is a great example of how free-market capitalism works...

What's wrong with that?


4 posted on 06/13/2010 2:58:34 PM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Pelosi can’t cry. Hillarious.


5 posted on 06/13/2010 3:01:56 PM PDT by Terry Mross
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To: Terry Mross
Pelosi can cry, but it runs down the back of her neck. One more face lift and she will have to use Dr. Scholl’s products for under arm deodorant.
6 posted on 06/13/2010 3:09:00 PM PDT by SledgeCS (The Zoo has an African lion, and the White House has a Lying African...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“...you hope it’s G-A-Y and not G-O-P...”

LOL, too true!


7 posted on 06/13/2010 3:11:10 PM PDT by jocon307 (It's the spending, stupid.)
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To: Gil4
I have this Che shirt

I LOVE wearing it and making liberals head explode

I do also carry my CCW when I wear it just in case.

8 posted on 06/13/2010 3:14:24 PM PDT by Popman (Obama Presidential Timber: Worm Eaten Balsa Wood)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I must be tired. I didn’t even crack a smile at most of this.


9 posted on 06/13/2010 3:17:45 PM PDT by Grunthor (Getting married, T minus 13 days.)
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To: All

bump


10 posted on 06/13/2010 3:27:33 PM PDT by Maverick68
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To: SledgeCS

LOL! OMG thats funny! I may have to use that sometime :-)


11 posted on 06/13/2010 3:49:34 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: alecqss

Why yes it is sexist! Right up there with HIStory.


12 posted on 06/13/2010 3:50:19 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: SledgeCS
One more face lift and she will have to use Dr. Scholl’s products for under arm deodorant.

One more face lift and she'll have a beard.

13 posted on 06/13/2010 5:43:42 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: Maceman; SledgeCS

LOL! Don’t know if I’ll use that one ;-)


14 posted on 06/13/2010 6:15:36 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: Popman

I think the one I have is a little too subtle - it’s hard to see the “this shirt brought to you by capitalism” from a distance. Plus most liberals probably don’t get it anyway.


15 posted on 06/13/2010 8:28:13 PM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: Gil4

He murdered hundreds of innocent people


16 posted on 06/13/2010 8:34:44 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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Did you look at the shirt?

It makes fun of the idiots who think Che is some kind of hero.
It makes fun of the idiots who think communism is a great idea.

All while being a great example of how capitalism works. (Would the central planners have allowed the sale of these shirts?)


17 posted on 06/14/2010 5:00:32 AM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: kabumpo
Perhaps you would have preferred this one:


18 posted on 06/14/2010 5:05:38 AM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: Gil4

yes, that one.


19 posted on 06/14/2010 7:26:35 AM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: Gil4

I wasn’t responding to the shirt — to someone who wrote something like “so what?”


20 posted on 06/14/2010 7:27:37 AM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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