I Am a Marxist: Not Karl, Groucho

www.stolinsky.com ^ | 05 24-10 | stolinsky

[stolinsky]

Try it yourself. What is the leftist position on any subject? Just recall what Sister Mary Elizabeth would say at St. Monica’s School. Recall what Pastor Johnson would say at the First Baptist Church. Recall what Rabbi Friedman would say at Congregation Beth Sholom. Recall what Miss Murphy would say in high-school civics class. Recall what Gunny Sanchez would say at Camp Pendleton. Recall what Mr. Gunderson would say as he taught you to adjust a carburetor. Then take the exact opposite. Thanks, Groucho, for giving us Professor Wagstaff. By his zany antics, he clarified the basis of leftist thought. Just recall the Judeo-Christian, or American, or pro-freedom position on any question. Then take the exact opposite. Take the opposite of what centuries of experience have proved to be beneficial for political freedom and economic prosperity. That is almost certain to be the leftist position.

[pankot]

You da Man, Stolinsky. The Marx Brothers movies were some of the best ever made. So you said da secret woid!

[D Rider]

Whatever it is, I’m against it.

[Little Pig]

This means war!