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Feds Won’t Process Illegals Apprehended by Arizona Police
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 May 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/22/2010 1:01:07 PM PDT by John Semmens

John Morton, assistant secretary of homeland security for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement announced that “we won’t be accepting the transfer of any illegal immigrants from Arizona law enforcement.”

“What better way to make our point and nullify state efforts to take matters into their own hands than to guarantee that no one they arrest for being in this country illegally will be detained or deported by this office?” Morton asked. “They may as well just let them go because that’s what we’ll do if they’re handed over to us.”

Morton said the policy was laid down by Homeland Security Secretary Janet Nipplitaliano and characterized it as “simply defending our turf. Immigration is a federal responsibility. It is up to us to handle it, or not handle it for that matter, as we see fit.”

“The Secretary has been absolutely consistent on this point,” Morton added. “When she was Governor of Arizona she refrained from taking action that would infringe on federal turf. So, stopping the current governor of Arizona and her minions from infringing on federal prerogatives is a ‘no-brainer’ for her.”

“My recommendation is that all state officials confine themselves to the role of urging the federal government to take action,” Morton said. “It’s a no-lose option. You can sound tough, but you don’t actually have to take responsibility for results. It worked for Governor Nipplitaliano. It’s political ‘gold.’”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: illegals; immigration; nipplitaliano; satire
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1 posted on 05/22/2010 1:01:08 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It’s getting real close to gun time. You can see it coming.


2 posted on 05/22/2010 1:03:41 PM PDT by fish hawk
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To: John Semmens
"...Governor Nipplitaliano..."

That's a mental image I sure didn't need while eating lunch! I know this is sort of satirical, but why not have the illegals they catch build the wall on the border (FROM THE OTHER SIDE) and then once they're done, voila, they're in Mexico!!

3 posted on 05/22/2010 1:04:49 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Don't care if he was born in a manger on July 4th! A "Natural Born" citizen requires two US parents!)
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To: fish hawk

What Good Can a Handgun Do Against an Army.....?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/backroom/2312894/posts


4 posted on 05/22/2010 1:06:01 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Don't care if he was born in a manger on July 4th! A "Natural Born" citizen requires two US parents!)
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To: John Semmens

The fed has failed miserably, so it is up to the states to defend themselves. The fed has chosen not to. Other states need to join with Arizona, and create their own agency for imprisoning and deporting illegals. It could be a first step towards states getting together and creating a new federal government. Dump this one.


5 posted on 05/22/2010 1:08:42 PM PDT by pallis
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To: John Semmens

Watch Sheriff Joe file charges on them the first they pull that on any prisoners he turns over to them for the civil equivalent of “Willful Dereliction of Duty.’


6 posted on 05/22/2010 1:09:33 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: SandRat

Read them their right after he makes them read out loud article IV of the Constitution.


7 posted on 05/22/2010 1:12:41 PM PDT by Breto (never accept the premise)
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To: John Semmens

Can John Morton be arrested and charged if he does not respond or willfully releases an illegal back into Arizona? We need a good lawyer to find out just where the line is so the public can demand the arrest of John Morton


8 posted on 05/22/2010 1:12:56 PM PDT by realcleanguy
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To: John Semmens

OK, build some concentration camps and throw them in. indefinitely.


9 posted on 05/22/2010 1:14:05 PM PDT by RC one (WHAT!!!!)
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To: fish hawk

But Hussein Obama has no problem going after the U.S. Militia, does he not?


10 posted on 05/22/2010 1:14:08 PM PDT by Mr. Wright
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Too True to be Satire, However we here in AZ will not stand by while Federal Agents Violate our Alien Smuggling Law, Federal Agents WILL SPEND A LONG TIME IN TENT CITY should they decide to assist in the Smuggling, Aiding, or Abetting ILLEGAL ALIENS, They will be CHARGED, They Will be PROSECUTED. It won’t take very many to be DENIED BAIL while living in Tent City facing 20 Years in Prison before they decide that we mean Business.


11 posted on 05/22/2010 1:14:21 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: John Semmens
“I, _________, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”

That is the oath of office that all federal appointees like Morton take. I guess it doesn't mean much to them any more.

12 posted on 05/22/2010 1:29:31 PM PDT by oldbill
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I think anything: oaths of office, citizenship, birth certificates, social security numbers, criminal records,
personal associations, etc. mean dog crap to this bunch!!
They are all above the law with the total support of the State-run media.


13 posted on 05/22/2010 1:31:42 PM PDT by Mr. Wright
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To: pallis

I think AZ can go to the SCOTUS on this. The Federal gov cannot selectively enforce fed laws,


14 posted on 05/22/2010 1:32:10 PM PDT by Fee (Peace, prosperity, jobs and common sense)
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To: John Semmens
send their azz to DC!!! let them deal with them then...
15 posted on 05/22/2010 1:54:37 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: John Semmens

Let’s transport them to DC where they can be released at the Department of Justice building. Then those Idiots in the Obombast Administration can feed, house and kiss their butts to make a point!


16 posted on 05/22/2010 1:57:49 PM PDT by Young Werther ("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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To: fish hawk
"It’s getting real close to gun time. You can see it coming."

This thing will hit a peak just before the Nov elections. Another negative for the Obozo people.

17 posted on 05/22/2010 2:04:15 PM PDT by AGreatPer (Impeach Obama)
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To: AGreatPer

I know that Liberals are crazy in the head but it still astounds me how, after seeing what he is doing to our country, they still think he is the answer to Americas problems.


18 posted on 05/22/2010 2:16:23 PM PDT by fish hawk (the)
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To: oldbill; John Semmens

They don’t see it as an oath anymore. It’s merely tradition they go through before being given power over the people.

And nice work John. ;-)


19 posted on 05/22/2010 2:56:45 PM PDT by kenth
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To: John Semmens
The Executive Branches job as required by the Constitution is to enforce the laws of the land

If Obama refuses to enforce those laws it is an impeachable offense.

20 posted on 05/22/2010 3:02:57 PM PDT by mware (F-R-E-E, that spells free, Free Republic.com baby.)
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