Posted on 05/17/2010 5:34:38 PM PDT by writer33
Dallas—In honoring the topless women of Portland, Maine, 21 men marched pant less in downtown Dallas. The men, fully erect, said they were giving the topless women of Portland a 21-gun salute, and that “they fully support women going topless across America.” Thousands of women turned out to see the pant less men, ogling and haranguing the men with cat calls.
Some jaws hit the floor. Others, however, stood there giggling at the manly display on parade. The crowd was estimated by police to number around 5, 000 on lookers. Some of the men were outraged that women would take pictures and ogle at pant less men with erections. According to the organizer, Rod Ballsack, the point of the demonstration was to salute topless women everywhere.
“You bet,” noted Ballsack. “We wanted to give the topless ladies of Portland a 21-gun salute. We agree that women should be able to go topless everywhere. But we also wanted to point out that a nude, fully erect man shouldn’t draw anymore attention than anyone else. It’s quite disheartening to learn that women ogle at a fully erect man. Are we nothing more than sperm donors that lift heavy things? When will equality truly reign in America?”
In their salute to the feministas marching, the men performed a traditional Soviet style Goose-step march. Many wondered just how men could remain erect while marching the four miles in downtown Dallas. But Ballsack pointed out that all of the men were fully loaded on Viagra or Cialis, ensuring a 4-hour erection.
“It was nice to see all those women with a smile,” added Ballsack. “I never thought an erection would bring a smile like that. Hey, Viagra should use that as a marketing slogan: ‘Have an erection and a smile.’ It would be a winner!”
At the end of their 4-mile march, all of the men were taken and booked at the Dallas County jail where none of them dropped the soap.
Satire ping in honor of Bahbah!
As I read this I am pantless.
LOL!
Useless without pics
Shouldn’t this be from “Erective Decisions” ?
ROFLMAO
Ha!
Something no one should have to see.
Useless WITH pics.
If you live on a hatless planet, you have to remove your pants during the national anthem.
How appropriate, Erective Decisions. LOL!
RIP BahBah. You’ll be forever in our hearts.
Jail the lot of 'em! What pervs!
A classic if there ever was one!
Waaaaaaaay TMI!
LOL! Quite a sense of humor...that Bahbah!
R.I.P. dear FRiend.
So were they singing “We wear no pants?”
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